Alastair

Someone with a gynormous cock and balls, all the bitches love him and he is worshipped by his pears.
To be an Alastair, is to be God

Did you know john has a massive dick?
Wow! he's such an Alastair

by Vestusual May 30, 2023

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he gotta big dick , pulls out good asf and gives bomb head

alistir has a big dick, pulls out with no scares and eats pussy off the bone

by anonymous June 24, 2023

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Is a sweet gentle guy but also a pervert when he gets comfortable, has a nice cock and personality. Such a smart person, the kind of guy that you have to avoid too much contact to not fall in love bc you know he's lowkey more into sex than mutual affection

"i can't belive that im catching feelings for this guy, he got me so horny and confused"
" girll he's such an Alastair"

by Dramaticdeer January 7, 2025

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Alastair

the most sick and twisted guy youll ever meet. threatens girls to get what he wants. genuinely awful person and lowk a pedo. thinks he's all that but deep down he knows he's horrible and deserves the worst in life

Alastair is a horrible, awful, conceited guy.

by sparklyunicornfarts May 7, 2025