albert 

i like to touch myself inappropriately to anime

i would hate to be an albert!

albert by jinjerboi November 22, 2021

Albert 

Is the sexiest guy in the world.With an big penis.And gets all the girls

Albert

Daddy

Albert by Hshsjjejej November 22, 2021

Albert 

A hot mother fucka who takes abgs but has no interest in love, preferring instead to eat ice cream because why not. Because he is part Einstein, he is a man whom everyone looks up to for guidance. Although not the best first-person shooter, it is unquestionably the best at grinding in most games. He's easily the most humble and modest person in the room, yet he also doesn't give a damn about anything. He is just concerned with his ambitions, his family, and his friends. He is an honest and practical person, although he has a tendency to lie.

Wow being like an Albert is the best

Albert by Captain Stone November 22, 2021

Albert 

The usual given name for a butler. They were born to serve others. Even though they are sweet and affection creatures

Sam: Who is that guy ?
Josh: Probably an Albert

Albert by Riririririverdale November 23, 2021

Albert 

Albert is a God. Albert's are born with a mustache & are born as adults. Alberts are usually very sexy, funny and admired. They know they are the Alpha in this room.

Man, I wish my boyfriend was an Albert.

Albert by ADAWG69697 November 23, 2021

Albert 

Albert is a unicorn. A wildly unpredictable glorious unicorn full of life, energy, and kawaii af. They can be your best friend, help guide you through the difficulties of living on this plane. On the other hand, will absolutely impale you with their rainbow horn and happily bath in your blood if you hurt them or their friends. Albert is and always will be loyal to a fault, have a major case of "disease to please", and loves to see their friends and associates thrive and grow.

Damn, that dude is as loyal as an Albert.

Albert by Sir Winston Puppypotamus November 23, 2021

Albert 

Albert is someone who doesn't know how to socially interact much. He isn't a person to talk to a lot of people or text anyone. He's always single. He is the type of guy to cheat if he ever gets a girlfriend because he never had many girls to begin with and seeks female validation. Once you get to know him and be close to him, he is such a sweet guy and will care so much about you. He is also the worst person to argue with because he is as slow as a turtle when it comes to pointing out things or trying to prove you wrong. He is always wrong btw.

He's usually very hot and you just wanna lick him all over, but his friends are so much hotter which whom you also would like to lick all over.

Person 1: Go ask Albert for his friends snap for me.

Person 2: No he's weird he barely talks, you do it.

Albert by nigeras_23 November 23, 2021