Alba

Alba is a person who has a dream for acting is beautiful can be called weird but if you are her friend she will stick by your side and if you get to date her (not likely because most Alba’s aren’t into dating that much)you should not let her go,if an Alba likes you she will treat you as a close friend if an Alba doesn’t want to be around you she will say “I am losing brain cells listening to you” while you are talking to her. Alba’s are very very smart and are really good at math but bad at ELA because they don’t like rules while they are writing but will still get good grades in it. Also she’s warships spongebob like a god.
(This is about my best friend named Alba)

Person:wow Alba is so amazing

by Is this the real life October 27, 2018

Akbary

-Great in Persian/Farsi
-A really awesome last name that all the coolest people have. People with this last name are usually extremely intelligent.
-The mastermind behind all creation.

-Your last names Akbary?
-yea
-SOOOO COOL!

by Blarrrr1233 October 14, 2011

alarm cocking

(V). The act of waking a man up via felatio.

Man: (wakes up with morning wood per usual and notices a wonderful ginger female sensation in the nether-regions.

Woman: (gags)

Man: Aw hell yeah! My girlfriend's the best. I didn't know she was into alarm cocking!

by ginghah and the doctah December 6, 2013

Acbart

A slang term originating from discord chat in which someone jokes about radical islam in the context of ironic memes. Not limited to :greentext, okbuddyreatard, wojak, etc.

it means ironic terrorist wojak joke.
"Yo bro why do speak so fondly of acbart."
"MY LANGUAGE IS BORN I SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF ZOOEEMAMA,
, ackbart!"

by warmachine69420ashenhair May 22, 2020

italian alarm system

Hanging bells on the front door knob so you can hear people come in and out

I couldn't sneak out of the house cus my mom has an Italian alarm system on the front and back door

by teddy lynne November 5, 2011

tyto alba

The scientific name for the Barn owl

Tyto alba is the barn owl, they don't hoot like typical owls.

by Tyto_alba December 18, 2014

Haram Alarm

Haram Alarm is a meme where if someone commits a sin, or anything at all really, someone says "What's that sound? It must be a Haram Alarm." Many other phrases can be used but this is the main one.

Guy 1: "I love bacon." Guy 2 : "Do you hear that sound?" Guy 1 "What sound?" Guy 2 *turns head 90 degrees* "It must be a ... Haram Alarm"

by Anirudh Joshi May 15, 2016