aggressively passive

When someone goes out of their way to be passive about things, or to just not be involved. Often, getting involved wouldn't inconvenience them, but they just don't care about that. They want to ignore it and be on their way.

John: That person was calling out for help, and you ignored him.

Jill: Yep.

John: But why?

Jill: Haven't you heard? I'm aggressively passive.

by zeekwolfrunner October 10, 2009

aggrofag

1. n. - homosexual that makes aggressive advances towards someone regardless of that target's ambivalence or differeing orientation
2. n. - any homosexual that goes out of their way to let all heterosexual, bisexual, and opposite-sex-homosexuals within earshot know their disdain for their sexual orientation; usually through shreikings of the term "breeders", "fakers", and "dirty vadges/oppressive members", respectively

1. a. That aggrofag doesn't get the hint even after ignoring his ass all night.
b. That aggrofag knows I'm not gay but he kept inching in to lick my ear.

2. a. "Fucking aggrofags won't sthu ruining my day at the parade with my wife and newborn. It's a stroller, yes it gets in the way but if they weren't all lubed up on poppers and candy they might be on the same metabolic time scale as the rest of the world and show us some respect by getting the fuck out of the way instead of going into a fit of facial paroxysm and spilling their can of Ensure on my wife's tits."
b. Those aggrofags have been hitting me pretty hard lately, what with my period on and all...if I hear one more snarky utterance of "corned beef sammiches" from someone in the cupric fumes of my wake I am castrating, iite?

by sadjitarius March 23, 2008

aggressive piercing

Non conventional piercings, usually anything other than earrings

termed by "Loveline" and "The Adam Carolla Show" Radio show host Adam Carolla

"I'm not into chicks with aggressive piercings"

by BTVAFFX March 4, 2009

aggro rap

The type of rap where no skill is required just a loud annoying voice screaming like your giving child birth

Tekashi bitch 9 is an aggro rapper cuz all the dumbfuck can do is scream like a bitch on the mic

by S.p.A Intnernational November 2, 2018

aggranoying

Aggranoying (adj); more than annoying, less than aggravating, but a combination of both.

The one thing I find really aggranoying is when she refuses to argue with me, and just sits there without speaking.

by piltdown man April 17, 2009

aggressive slacktivism

To append a statement to a slacktivist copy pasta in the format of "X% of people won't copy and paste this status message. I'm part of the 100-X% THAT WILL. ARE YOU?". This statement is an effort to guilt other Facebook users into doing as little to address the problem as you are.

Joey outed himself as a fan of aggressive slacktivism when he posted, "I know that 97% of you won't post this as your status, but my friends will be the 3% that do. In honor of someone who died, or is fighting cancer, or even had cancer, post this for at least one hour." as his Facebook status message.

by empressov May 6, 2011

Aggresbian

An over-aggressive lesbian. The type of female homosexual that feels the need to senselessly argue anything and everything someone says. Not just a feminist, an ULTRA-feminist. This is not a homosexual female who stands up for herself and her sexuality, but homosexual female who is out for blood.

Friend: Why were you arguing with that chick?
Me: I have no clue... she just came up and started ranting about how much men suck and how we've been oppressing women since the beginning of time. I just told her that I loved her shirt.
Friend: Ah... so she's an aggresbian?
Me: Yup. An aggresbian.

by joshdamigo June 12, 2012