Acuraized

Taking any Honda and making it look fancy. For Rich Folks that are embarrassed to drive a Honda.

I took my Civic and added some Racing Trim and Acuraized the crap out of it.

by Jack Strapp September 30, 2007

acute dick

a dick that turns around on itself that has less then a 90 degree turn

man that guy got an acute that hits him straight in the gut when he bends over

by joe blow November 12, 2002

acupat

Camouflage designed, tested and approved by people who spend too much time using computers. "Pixilated" appearance is effective in hiding the wearer from observers in technically-astute societies; however, combatants from so-called "backwards" regions - whose vision perception is not corrupted by the overuse of televisions, PCs and video games - aren't so easily misled.

Abdul: Daaaaamn, Malik, what is up with that kafir's getup?

Malik: It's that new acupat shit the Zionist crusaders are rolling out. Looks like something out of your kid's PSP, no? Shoot him.

by Patrick from Astoria December 14, 2008

acupuncture

One specific "treatment" in the world of Alternative Medicine. Despite over 500 studies showing the ineffectiveness of the treatment millions of people still go to be "healed." Any therapeutic effects felt from undergoing the treatment have been attributed to the incense filled room and the light massage before the actual treatment. Hardcore proponents claim that acupuncture has not been proven under scientific scrutiny because "it is not subject to science" which is nonsense because no such excuse would be tolerated for any other real medical procedure. Doctors take an oath to do whatever is ethically necessary to cure their patients, and the fact that virtually every doctor would NEVER prescribe acupuncture as an actual healing treatment should say a lot about its actual effectiveness.

Guy 1: Hey man I heard you were having really bad back pain.

Guy 2: Yeah, my doctor says I need immediate surgery to correct my spine.

Guy 1: What! Are you kidding? Do you know how dangerous that is? Go to this guy (hands Guy 1 a business card). He cures you by splashing water on the part of your body that hurts!

Guy 2: ...are YOU serious? That is such obvious crap.

Guy 3: Yeah don't listen to that guy go to an acupuncturist. It's been healing people for thousands of years.

Guy 1: Yeah I asked my doctor about that but he said that acupuncture really doesn't have any actual scientific evidence to support it.

Guy 3: Science? psh. Since when has western science helped anybody?

Guy 1: I don't know... he did use science to discover what was wrong with my back in the first place.

by skeptic321 March 14, 2010

Acutely Ugly

One who is so ugly that it's almost painful to look at them. This condition can be short in duration or can become chronic if the condition goes untreated.

Common treatment is often an extreme makeover or acute intoxication by those beholding the sufferer.

"I just ran into Ann in the hallway and, sheesh, she sure is acutely ugly!"

by duncdog March 29, 2010

Acumenist

An acumenist is someone who; withholds the abilities of sharpness, penetration, keenness, shrewdness, acuteness, acuity and acumen.
The word “acumenist” has been derived from the word “acumen” which literally means “sharp point” or defined as "the ability to make good judgments and quick decisions, typically in a particular domain”. Furthermore, it can be termed as “the quickness of perception or discernment; the penetration of mind; or the faculty of nice discrimination”.

Our career counsellor is a complete acumenist. He understands all our problems and gives great advices.

by Max Webner September 9, 2010

Cihan Acun

Mature and cool

“I want to suck HIM because hes Cihan Acun”

by Idontevenvape March 14, 2018