Avocado

A gentleman. Knows how to treat a lady. Low key is a mess and can be stubborn and arrogant at times.

This man is such an avocado. He’s so sweet.

by Tyranasoreus June 12, 2018

Nikocado Avocadoism🥑

This is a religion were our god is Nikocado Avocado

The religion all started when Nikocado Avocado fought with his partner named Orlin while crying and eating noodles and chicken. This glorious moment represented love. By fighting with your partner shows how deep your relationship is. This historious moment led to many different iconic traditions being made. Some of the traditions are having a fight with

your partner while eating. Annother tradition is having a pool noodle fight with your partner. If you don't have a partner just cry while eating noodles in front of a camera. These traditions are held every sunday. Him risking his relationship with Orlin was to show his loyalty to us Nikocado avocadoister(those who are in the religion). Because of this we have to show our respect and loyalty to Nikocado Avocado by doing traditions every sunday. We also have to obey all of his commands. Our enemies are Orlinisters, their religion is Orlinism. Their god is Orlin. If you ever encounter an Orlinist, remember to use special op attacks made by our godly god (Nikocado Avocado)info in the server. If you disobey and missbehave then you get teleported to Orlin's basement, which is a torture. Orlinisters will torture you with their non-op attacks. They will only itch but it will still be a torture. REMEMBER TO PRAY 𓀉TO OUR GOD EVERYDAY INFRONT OF A NIKOCADO AVOCADO SHRINE WHILE SINGING ''Niko is the reason we exist everybody knows that it's a fact kiss kiss🙏🙏''

WE BELIEVE IN NIKOCADO AVOCADOISM🙏🙏#BADDIES #NOODLES🍜 #POOLNOODLE #CANCELORLIN🤬🤬

Niko🥑 is the reason we exist everybody knows that it's a fact kiss kiss💏💏#NIkocado Avocadoism🥑🥑

SAY YOU ARE MY NIKOCADO AVOCADOIST🥑KÆÅÅH🐽#Nikocado Avocadoism🥑

NIKOCADO AVOCADO SUPREMECY🛐🛐#Nikocado Avocado🥑

BUY NIKOCADO AVOCADO MERCH TO SHOW MORE RESPECT AND LOYALTY🥑

Owners and creators of the religion are boobaddicted69 and baldluffy(on tiktok basically)

You can reach us through discord: boobaddicted69#8916 or Boobaddicted69’sLover#4857

We^^ are the most powerful after our god Nikocado Avocado of course in this religion

To join the religiom you'll have to reach us on discord and you'll be added to the server, there is also more information in the server

by Boobaddicted69 and baldluffy March 24, 2021

Avocado Toast

Taking its name from the testicle shaped fruit, an avocado toast is when two men 'high-five' their scrotum together. This is a show of platonic affection proves that their friendship is true.

Adv. Avocado Toasting

Aaron and I are really close, he's helped me move and yesterday we avocado toasted after the O's home run.

What's avocado toasting?

It's when you high -five with your nuts! But only if you're really cool with each other.

by SymoneKitty June 6, 2018

avocado

My boyfriend, also known as:
3rd cousin twice removed from the duke of turkey&cheese
the brother of the royal cook
and dethroned princess

Hey Avocado! What's up?

by miss.asdf April 22, 2009

popping the avocado

Equivalent to popping the cherry, except in the ass.

"Has she ever been fucked in the ass before?"
"No, I'll be popping the avocado tonight."

by Ibieta April 12, 2007

Avocado

A person who is weird but amazing crazy but beautiful but most important different but in a good way

I wish i was a avocado

by Lieutenant AVOCADO 🥑 August 11, 2017

Avocado

when a vegetarian gives up on plants and goes back to eating meat
or when someone tries to lay off of healthy food

(its like going commando with vegetables
instead of underwear.)

Jose-hey bob you hear what happened to john?
bob-yeah i hear hes going avocado

by Alejandro Cruz June 29, 2008