Australia

It doesn't exist.

Teacher: Name one thing that doesn't exist.
Student: Australia.

by Blinding light 72 October 6, 2020

Australia

A place at the bottom of the earth is is populated with many animals with special adaptations to avoid falling into the sun humans however need to use ground harnesses to avoid falling into the sun and boomerangs to defend against the animals

"have you ever been to Australia?"
"no ground harnesses are too expensive"

by Blipparoni June 2, 2018

Australia

Spiders. Fucking. Spiders

Australia has giant fucking spiders

by -Lighty- March 10, 2019

australia

A place where people call their friends cunt and our favorite food is snags. People are laid back and have the best accents ever, we pronounce Australia, straya. AND FOR CHRISTS SAKES IT'S PRAWNS NOT SRIMP. Australia is known for its amazing slang... aussi, aussie, assie, oi, oi, oi. maccas, thongs (not flip-flops), g'day, mate and many more. straya has many iconic things like ja'mie, prank patrol, milo, fairy breed, and abc3. Finally, never piss off an Australian they are vicious, so don't ever eat vegemite with a spoon or they will end you.

australia: "yeah nah but nah yeah" "Can you pull into the servo for a sec, I gotta grab a sausage roll." "Maaaaaaaaaaaaate."

rest of the world: "WhATT??"

by randomperson746 December 18, 2018

Australia

The best country in the world where everyone live in a beach house and is protected by a gang of snakes.

Australia is better than America

by Ilikekilling June 3, 2021

Australia

A place where god dumps his mistakes

You live in Australia

by Horneykneecaps April 22, 2022

Australia

A mythical country with kangaroos and Vegemite they went through a great emu war which was when the emus rose up and tried to enslave all of the Australian kangaroos but the emus don't have hands and can't hold guns and kangaroos are the ultimate death machine so they were all killed.

Australia is a counrty

by A guy fucking your mum November 2, 2017