australia 

A place where people call their friends cunt and our favorite food is snags. People are laid back and have the best accents ever, we pronounce Australia, straya. AND FOR CHRISTS SAKES IT'S PRAWNS NOT SRIMP. Australia is known for its amazing slang... aussi, aussie, assie, oi, oi, oi. maccas, thongs (not flip-flops), g'day, mate and many more. straya has many iconic things like ja'mie, prank patrol, milo, fairy breed, and abc3. Finally, never piss off an Australian they are vicious, so don't ever eat vegemite with a spoon or they will end you.

australia: "yeah nah but nah yeah" "Can you pull into the servo for a sec, I gotta grab a sausage roll." "Maaaaaaaaaaaaate."

rest of the world: "WhATT??"

australia by randomperson746 December 18, 2018

Australia 

Spiders. Fucking. Spiders

Australia has giant fucking spiders

Australia by -Lighty- March 10, 2019

Australia 

This is a word for a deadly place with many dangerous animals

1: Whats the name for a dangerous place
2:Australia

Australia by ghenkel September 8, 2019

Australia 

The number one place for god forbidden horrors. Amazing people, really nice but it’s where god drops his dlc.

I’ll never go to Australia, have you seen the massive spiders over there!

Australia by Bre Dior September 18, 2019

Australia 

On fire.

"When you thought Australia couldn't get more terrifying."

Australia by cryingintestines January 13, 2020

Australia 

It doesn't exist.

Teacher: Name one thing that doesn't exist.
Student: Australia.

Australia by Blinding light 72 October 6, 2020

Australia 

The best country in the world where everyone live in a beach house and is protected by a gang of snakes.

Australia is better than America

Australia by Ilikekilling June 3, 2021