Definition: When a man misinterprets a woman's sincere, non-sexual request for or offer of something as a sexual advance. In other words, he "hears" with his penis.
Example:
Female coworker: "Can we get together some time this week and go over the new brochures?" (Inner thoughts: "Sigh. I hope he doesn't think I'm coming on to him. I really hope he has his penis audio turned completely off this time.")
Male coworker: "Of course." (Inner thoughts: "She wants to fuck me." )
Female coworker: "Can we get together some time this week and go over the new brochures?" (Inner thoughts: "Sigh. I hope he doesn't think I'm coming on to him. I really hope he has his penis audio turned completely off this time.")
Male coworker: "Of course." (Inner thoughts: "She wants to fuck me." )
by Vlad the Clown April 7, 2020
Get the Penis Audiomug. Jimmy: “hey did you hear about Billy? He gave Jessica a crazy audio supreme.”
Craig: “yeah I heard she’s got an ear infection now”
Craig: “yeah I heard she’s got an ear infection now”
by Frankflowers777 September 18, 2021
Get the Audio Suprememug. by poopwoopydoopy April 5, 2024
Get the National Whimper Audio Daymug. A term to describe a song (usually rap) that uses a chopped up sample and/or various pieces of audio to make one piece of music that work harmoniously.
by Joul Vaur  September 28, 2024
Get the Audio Collagemug. by InfernoRi December 31, 2011
Get the Inferno Audiomug. by InterpersonalCommunication March 27, 2025
Get the The Moon Tarot Card Is Hearing An Audio Loopmug. An amalgam of pent-up sexual frustation, delusions of rock and rol grandeur and a considerable serving of faggotry that have resulted in a true gender-bending manslime consumption unit.
I went to a San Francisco bath house and an audio-drivel came up and offered me an anal intrusion WITH MAXIMUM PREJUDICE.
by RallehROL March 30, 2003
Get the audio-drivelmug.