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Penis Audio

Definition: When a man misinterprets a woman's sincere, non-sexual request for or offer of something as a sexual advance. In other words, he "hears" with his penis.
Example:
Female coworker: "Can we get together some time this week and go over the new brochures?" (Inner thoughts: "Sigh. I hope he doesn't think I'm coming on to him. I really hope he has his penis audio turned completely off this time.")

Male coworker: "Of course." (Inner thoughts: "She wants to fuck me." )
by Vlad the Clown April 7, 2020
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Audio Supreme

The act of a man sticking his pp in a girls ear.
Jimmy: “hey did you hear about Billy? He gave Jessica a crazy audio supreme.”
Craig: “yeah I heard she’s got an ear infection now”
by Frankflowers777 September 18, 2021
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National Whimper Audio Day

On April 11th, You can get your partner partner to make a whimper audio for you.
hey, tomorrow you have to make a whimper audio for me! It’s national whimper audio day
by poopwoopydoopy April 5, 2024
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Audio Collage

A term to describe a song (usually rap) that uses a chopped up sample and/or various pieces of audio to make one piece of music that work harmoniously.
“Have you checked out Jukebox Joints from A$AP ROCKY? The audio collage in this is so good!”
by Joul Vaur September 28, 2024
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Inferno Audio

The greatest place in the world to get anything aftermarket installed
Dude your car is awsome, who did all this work... Inferno Audio of course...
by InfernoRi December 31, 2011
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The Moon Tarot Card Is Hearing An Audio Loop

The Moon Tarot Card Is Hearing An Audio Loop
The Moon Tarot Card Is Hearing An Audio Loop
by InterpersonalCommunication March 27, 2025
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audio-drivel

An amalgam of pent-up sexual frustation, delusions of rock and rol grandeur and a considerable serving of faggotry that have resulted in a true gender-bending manslime consumption unit.
I went to a San Francisco bath house and an audio-drivel came up and offered me an anal intrusion WITH MAXIMUM PREJUDICE.
by RallehROL March 30, 2003
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