Reki: LANGA! PLS DONT SKATE AGAINST ADAM!
Langa: why would i skate against that creep?
Miya: that’s him officer! that’s the psychotic, pedophilic, walmart hisoka, selfish, arrogant, social reject who hit cherry with a skateboard mid race!
Cherry: joe i’m so glad i married you instead of that ugly bitch ADAM.
Joe: yeah fuck that guy
Langa: why would i skate against that creep?
Miya: that’s him officer! that’s the psychotic, pedophilic, walmart hisoka, selfish, arrogant, social reject who hit cherry with a skateboard mid race!
Cherry: joe i’m so glad i married you instead of that ugly bitch ADAM.
Joe: yeah fuck that guy
by burnallpalmtrees2021 April 5, 2021

an all-round cool guy, gets along with people.
1)He is "one with the ocean" and catches the most perfect waves. People say that when an "adam" is down at the beach, NO ONE cuts them off.
2)almost as good as blake at quickscoping.
1)He is "one with the ocean" and catches the most perfect waves. People say that when an "adam" is down at the beach, NO ONE cuts them off.
2)almost as good as blake at quickscoping.
1) Tom Moray: Holy shit its Adam, i wish he would let me make him a custom board...
All the surfers: NO ONE CUT HIM OFF..."They all bow down at the sight of Adam and his Custom X"
Randy Ruby: I would kill to get a picture of Adam.
2) Adam: HOLY SHIT, i just quickscoped that guy while jumping off a buliding doing a 360!!!!
Blake: I could have done it while being flashbanged
All the surfers: NO ONE CUT HIM OFF..."They all bow down at the sight of Adam and his Custom X"
Randy Ruby: I would kill to get a picture of Adam.
2) Adam: HOLY SHIT, i just quickscoped that guy while jumping off a buliding doing a 360!!!!
Blake: I could have done it while being flashbanged
by Bottomley Boarder November 14, 2011

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by Adamisafatass July 10, 2021

A cocky and over sensitive male who will always be that especially annoying third wheel. Who will be the last to get laid. But he will always be there when you're in need of a friend or just someone to talk to.
by Urgurlsman August 3, 2017
