Across the Bay Bullshit

A stunt pulled by a person who continually arranges to participate in group activities but bails out at the last minute, often without any forewarning or reasonable explanation.

Example : Person A says,"I have to work." Person B replies," But we planned this trip three months ago! You said that yo would ask off; you didn't, did you?" Person A,"No." Person B," You're pulling some of that Across the Bay Bullshit on us, fucker!"

by Kraduh February 20, 2016

56-across

a major d-bag

Will Shortz is such a 56-across

by Angry puzzler December 10, 2010

shot across the bow

During a blowjob, when the giver pulls away for any reason before finishing, leading to the receiver to ejaculate on the giver's cheek or chin.

Guy: Man, I was getting good head the other night, but then she pulled away and I gave her a shot across the bow.

by JeezLueez December 04, 2022

shot across the bow

When a man ejaculates (usually after a blow job) and the jizz either hits the giver across the cheek or chin.

Guy: That chick sucked me off so hard last night that when she pulled away, I gave her a shot across the bow!

by JeezLueez October 22, 2022

Chasing the chicken across the deck

Doing whippits, or nitrous-oxide

Hey Kyle! Want to go chasing the chicken across the deck?
Sure Christian, let me get some Whippits.

by quarantine2020 April 30, 2020

Shit across the bows

On realising that last night’s disturbingly authentically Greek kebab mixed with large amounts of disturbingly authentic Greek wine will be unlikely to make it through the hand operated flush system aboard The Good Ship Aqualung, you are required to launch yourself into the Mediterranean, swim forward to the anchor chain and cling to it while voiding your bowels. All crew will pretend this is not happening but tell you about the number of fish feeding on your turds.

Also known as Laying Deep Sea Cable or Having a Matthew White (rhyming slang)

Captain, looks like we’re about to take a Shit Across The Bows
I’ll just lay some deep sea cable and then we can go for breakfast
Which way is the current? I need a Matthew White.

by themightydmc August 04, 2022

Came Across

To Attack

Two people were fighting. The one on the right came across with a right hook.

by Raiddinn Beatdropper July 12, 2018