Shaft Hand

When someone wanks so much that their hand when 'at rest' is in a shaft like shape.

You fucking shaft hand! Go home and have another hand party.

by Total Elite December 9, 2008

Pickle Shaft

when your mother doesnt put any pickles on your sammich.

Yo my mom pickle shafted me again last night

by Jamaicahawk March 5, 2008

shaft paint

Refers to lipstick, chapstick, lip gloss and pertains to anything that can discolor the shaft during fellatio

Got dry lips? Don't forget your shaft paint!

by 1974raidersonja September 14, 2018

bell shaft

Someone who is being annoying or stupid. Basically being called a penis!

Person 1- "Stockholm is in germany"
Person 2- Oh my god! what a bell shaft!

by Chrissy H May 15, 2006

Shaft Raspberry

The act of taking a man's penis inside one's mouth and blowing a 'raspberry', or humming, whilst said penis is inside one's mouth. The aim of this is to send orgasmic vibrations down the shaft of the penis in order to give the receptor the best jizz of his life.

My girlfriend gave me a shaft raspberry last night, there was cum everywhere. It sounded gross, though.

by Brummo12 February 27, 2011

getting shafted

to get screwed or to have bad luck. to get the short end of the deal.

Ian:" can i have a ride to lunch?''

Lerman:'' fuck no"

Ty:" ha that bitch jus got shafted"

by da jim bob krew September 19, 2004

rigid shaft

rigid shaft is the thing in a males pants in where the flabby skin becomes hard and stiff and is inmovable thus wise causing pleasure when stroke gently or pushed in and out of a hole that is pink and stinky

The man's rigid shaft was protruding from his pants and was clearly visible

by Patty December 8, 2004