The star-nosed platypus looks like any other platypus except for the retarded deformation on its cranium. It is commonly mistaken for an extremely wet and very hairy beaver. The stare-nosed is commonly found frozen in the ice flows of the Antarctic during the Summer Solstices. Do to its alarming abundance of sex chromosomes; the star-nosed has a spectacular stamina of 30 to 40 seconds. They are constantly pestered by there main predator, the goannas (which inhabit the upper regions of South America).
Their History:
The star-nosed platypus was discovered in 1000s of years ago. After consuming too much Smirnoff Zvonimir, an outsider from Australia, managed to roll a one. In order to celebrate he rip a page out of a phone book, burned in a meager bonfire, and dance around it chanting "erect poodles make the greatest gift". Just then a razor-blade soared out of the flames and punctured his left eyeball. Upset by the lost of his favorite ball he began to bash his head into the frigid ice water Antarctica. Once he broke though the first layer of ice he saw something lurking in the water. It was wet, hairy, and disturbing but yet oh so appealing. He thought to himself "i am so glad that i have one ball remaining, i should take advantage of my situation and experience the pleasure of a new organism". Unfortunately, after recent events involving a new breed horse, a ladder, and alarm clock, Zvonimir, the only witness to the existence of that wet and hairy creature, is no longer with us today.
Their History:
The star-nosed platypus was discovered in 1000s of years ago. After consuming too much Smirnoff Zvonimir, an outsider from Australia, managed to roll a one. In order to celebrate he rip a page out of a phone book, burned in a meager bonfire, and dance around it chanting "erect poodles make the greatest gift". Just then a razor-blade soared out of the flames and punctured his left eyeball. Upset by the lost of his favorite ball he began to bash his head into the frigid ice water Antarctica. Once he broke though the first layer of ice he saw something lurking in the water. It was wet, hairy, and disturbing but yet oh so appealing. He thought to himself "i am so glad that i have one ball remaining, i should take advantage of my situation and experience the pleasure of a new organism". Unfortunately, after recent events involving a new breed horse, a ladder, and alarm clock, Zvonimir, the only witness to the existence of that wet and hairy creature, is no longer with us today.
by RagingTango January 4, 2008
Get the Star-nosed Platypusmug. An awesome duo of guys who make movies.
Also known as PPP or P³.
Go see them at YouTube.com/PPPMovies or MySpace.com/PurplePlatypusProductions
Also known as PPP or P³.
Go see them at YouTube.com/PPPMovies or MySpace.com/PurplePlatypusProductions
by GMANGRIFFG January 23, 2009
Get the Purple Platypus Productionsmug. The origins of this blumpkin is debated by scholars. Dr L Funkenstein of New York's Blumpkin Institute believes it had its origins with the aboriganees of Australia. While taking a squat in the creeks of Australia and being serviced by their significant other the vaginal lips became enlarged and turned blue because of the coldness of the water. This resembled the bill of the duck billed platypus. Hence the name platypus-vagina blumpkin.
Uch tat nich far platypus-vagina blumpkin.
Translation from Aboriganee: Holy shit, look at the size of that platypus-vagina blumpkin.
Translation from Aboriganee: Holy shit, look at the size of that platypus-vagina blumpkin.
by Niggity Nate August 10, 2006
Get the platypus-vagina blumpkinmug. A term said by Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, whenever Agent P foils his plans of ruling the Tri State Area.
Since it aired on disney, instead of "Go to fucking hell you retarded platypus" they said "curse you perry the platypus"
Since it aired on disney, instead of "Go to fucking hell you retarded platypus" they said "curse you perry the platypus"
by retardedpotago September 9, 2020
Get the curse you perry the platypusmug. by Kevin November 5, 2003
Get the Ol' Mr. Platypus that walks with a limpmug. In Australia, the platypus is at risk of extinction, not actually extinct, but a Protected Species and can't be touched. Some people in the Australian workforce fuck-up lots of times and management always turns a "blind-eye"! We refer to those incompetent people as a Platypus! They are a Protected Species!
Worker A; "I see xxxx has just come out of a meeting after his/her sixth incident in three months and still employed!
Worker B; "Platypus!"
Worker B; "Platypus!"
by JezzaBullfrog February 16, 2020
Get the Platypusmug. Parry the Platypus/Parry is a blue platypus named Parry shown in the Disney Channel series "Phineas and Ferb". He is a secret detective that sneaks away from his owner, Phineas, every episode and tries to stop the evil Dr. Doofenshmirtz from taking over the Tri-State Area with a new invention every episode. In every episode he is caught by Doofenshmirtz but then escapes by the end of the episode, and ruins Doofenshmirtz's evil plan.
by Shalalaska Oricallum Kenigalis October 6, 2020
Get the Parry The Platypusmug.