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Painter

When your shit is so long it hits the bottom of the toilet and when it breaks off and falls to the side it paints a brown streak across your ass cheek.
Sorry I’m late. I had to clean up after the painter.
by Buster Scrapings December 6, 2023
mugGet the Paintermug.

Pony Painter

There was a "pony painter" outside the tobacco shop trying to get money.
by davicrow August 20, 2023
mugGet the Pony Paintermug.

Alex painter

It’s funny he isn’t even an actual painter. He also likes to smell a lot of baby powder because it reminds him of his girl friend. He actually owns half Uzbekistan and this means that he can gauck like never before. Pay respect to this fine specimen and thank him for his service.
I want to be Alex painter’s Boo soooooooooooo bbbbbbaaaaaaddddddd.
by Rum diddily dum dum March 28, 2023
mugGet the Alex paintermug.

hashtag the painter

a ghetto women from the hood that enjoys to engulf large quantities of fried chicken and watermelon.
Mone't Taylor is definitely a hashtag the painter; all she likes to eat all day is watermelon and fried chicken.
by Your-favorite-blexican November 24, 2011
mugGet the hashtag the paintermug.

The Painter

All hail The Painter!
by lolmaster444 April 16, 2025
mugGet the The Paintermug.

Painter’s high

When a painter, or any creative artist, is so intently focused and “in the zone”, their mind feels as if they are “high” and euphoric.
I got a real painter’s high while I was in the zone painting the other day.
by Recoculos April 11, 2020
mugGet the Painter’s highmug.

potato painter

When your paint game is so sub par your better off peeling potatoes then fucking over customers!
That fucking potato painter really fucked my shit up and ran off with my money!
by Potato Game December 21, 2020
mugGet the potato paintermug.

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