One of the few, if not the only, boy a girl can trust. He's the one who loves playing games with you & goofing off with you while your mom works. He works too, doing manly things like mowing & vacuuming, just not as much as the mother.
He's the old-timey guy who loves board games but also enjoys Mario Kart very much. He stays in the basement watching old western movies & working on puzzles (my family refers to it as the Mancave). He's the one with the stories of when he was a boy that make you smile & always teach a lesson, he's the one who still wants to hold your hand or hug you at the mall, visits video game stores & watches movies frequently, demanding at times, the one you can talk to when your mom's having major mood swings.
The greatest guy ever.
He's the old-timey guy who loves board games but also enjoys Mario Kart very much. He stays in the basement watching old western movies & working on puzzles (my family refers to it as the Mancave). He's the one with the stories of when he was a boy that make you smile & always teach a lesson, he's the one who still wants to hold your hand or hug you at the mall, visits video game stores & watches movies frequently, demanding at times, the one you can talk to when your mom's having major mood swings.
The greatest guy ever.
Mom: OAUEHTFAIOSEHBORICQHUE0SIRUHYZIJQBEO!!! D:<
Me: Mmm, looks like Mom's in a mood again.
Dad: Yeah, that's been happening a lot lately. -chuckles- I love your mom, but when she gets angry, -chuckles again- she gets angry.
Me: Mmm, looks like Mom's in a mood again.
Dad: Yeah, that's been happening a lot lately. -chuckles- I love your mom, but when she gets angry, -chuckles again- she gets angry.
by ToriFTW January 03, 2009
by I'm on crack July 29, 2020
A hipsterword for their main drug supplier, usually coke....You have "dad" status when the smaller dealers and the entire hipster scene all depend on their dad for their supply and revenue. Most people in the hipster scene are not aware their dad's identity.....
hipster-"Yo bro, you got any pepsi bro?"
dealer-"nah bro I gotta see dad later today bro"
Hipster-"word bro let me know!? I NEED to score before the show tonight!.... Bro!"
dealer-"nah bro I gotta see dad later today bro"
Hipster-"word bro let me know!? I NEED to score before the show tonight!.... Bro!"
by Mr MoJo RiSiN December 06, 2012
by About4ninjaz January 22, 2019
Day After Drinking Shits
The horribly held together feces that erupts out of the anus the morning after a night of heavy drinking. These "DADS," usually comprised of mostly water and loose turd wannabes, are not pleasant and represent one of the many downfalls of drinking that one experiences the day after. A DADS ceremony can be held in the early morning til the dwindling hours of the evening...if one has the strength and courage to imprison a DADS for that long. To experience a DADS first hand, there are only two things one must do. Eat a healthy, carb-and-protein-filled diet and drink lots of mother nature's divine gift, alcohol.
The horribly held together feces that erupts out of the anus the morning after a night of heavy drinking. These "DADS," usually comprised of mostly water and loose turd wannabes, are not pleasant and represent one of the many downfalls of drinking that one experiences the day after. A DADS ceremony can be held in the early morning til the dwindling hours of the evening...if one has the strength and courage to imprison a DADS for that long. To experience a DADS first hand, there are only two things one must do. Eat a healthy, carb-and-protein-filled diet and drink lots of mother nature's divine gift, alcohol.
*two roommates are sitting in their dorm room playing a casual video game of FIFA 15 when all of a sudden one stands up..
Roommate 1: "Dude...I'm about to have a DADS"
Roommate 2: "Good luck my friend."
*roommate 1 sprints out the door.
Roommate 1: "Dude...I'm about to have a DADS"
Roommate 2: "Good luck my friend."
*roommate 1 sprints out the door.
by Idontfunkwithyou February 20, 2015
by ArtimusPrime November 18, 2016
Dadding or getting dadded, is when one yells out or loudly says "Dad?" and simply basks in the glory of the confusion they have caused.
Dadding can be done to anyone at any time, the more spontaneous the better. Dadding is more fun to do with friends because you will all get a laugh out of the situation.
Dadding can be done to anyone at any time, the more spontaneous the better. Dadding is more fun to do with friends because you will all get a laugh out of the situation.
Example 1:(In a car with friends at a red light, random guy at bus stop looks at us)
Me: Dad?
Random guy: What? I don't have any kids?
Example 2:
Dave: Last night was weird dude.
Johnny: What do you mean?
Dave: I mean some random kid called me dad and it confused me.
Example 3:
Billy: I'm so drunk right now, I'm just dadding every guy I see.
Jim: I know dude it's hilarious, we gotta make a YouTube video of people's reactions or some shit.
Billy: Alright just tell me if any cops are coming I'm trying to piss.
Me: Dad?
Random guy: What? I don't have any kids?
Example 2:
Dave: Last night was weird dude.
Johnny: What do you mean?
Dave: I mean some random kid called me dad and it confused me.
Example 3:
Billy: I'm so drunk right now, I'm just dadding every guy I see.
Jim: I know dude it's hilarious, we gotta make a YouTube video of people's reactions or some shit.
Billy: Alright just tell me if any cops are coming I'm trying to piss.
by Notdad January 16, 2014