mole people

People that live in the train and subway stations.

I just saw the mole people come from down the tracks

by Brie hafez March 17, 2004

Ghost mole

When someone with a very distinctive mole gets it removed, but you can still picture it on their face.

Person 1: Check out her insta, she got her mole removed!!

Person 2: No way... isn’t that it right there?

Person 1: Dude that’s just the shadow

Person 2: Shadow? Or.... GHOST MOLE??

by woopsey February 27, 2018

crap mole

Someone who is crappy, ugly, and is occasionally smelly. You would not like to be one.

Julia: Have you talked to Zach today?

Gwynn: Yeah, he's being a crap mole.

by kclutzoness May 30, 2016

Pulse Mole

It is when you get a pulse in your stomach from smoking to much green and you get a pulse in your stomach, and it feels like a mole is trying to dig up.

Abbie (whilst face down in (Harriets) dirty laundry) - "Don't you hate it when you get a pulse in your tummy and your lying down and it feels like a (Mole) coming up"

Harriet - Was that a statement or a question?

Abbie - PULSE MOLE!

by CommandoHoofing November 10, 2011

Plane mole

An Australian who thinks themselves worldly and popular after a holiday in Bali, Indonesia. Often they arrive at the flight with braids, threads and beads in their hair, demanding a meal that they hadn't pre-purchased with the budget airline they are flying with; usually Jetstar.

She thinks she's a worldly influencer but really she's just a plane mole

by D is for Dan October 13, 2023

mole patrol

A herd of skanky girls, often loud and thought to be drunk at first glance. Consists typically of the stereotype known elsewhere as trailer trash.

~"Don't look now Larry, but the mole patrol just rounded the corner."

by coryinc September 19, 2006

mcphee mole

The gigantic mole on Nanny Mcphee's face. Of all the disgusting stuff she has on her face at the start of the movie the mole is always the first to disappear when the little brats have learned their first "Mcphee-ism." At the sart of the movie she has the gigantic mole, huge buck "tooth," gigantic butt, and all types of other cosmetic nastiness....

By the end of the movie all her bodily grossness disappears and she is this gorgeous middle aged model looking woman (gotta love Hollywood).

When I was a little boy this ghastly looking pizza face woman said she was my nanny...she hit me with her cane and magical fairy dust engulfed the air...I choked on it and sneezed a big fairy dust booger on the Nanny's already wretched face. The next morning, I woke up and tripped on this huge brown squishy thing with what looks to be human hair growing out of it on the floor. That's when Nanny Mcphee materialized out of thin air and was conspicuously missing her mcphee mole!

by MYSTICBLU July 18, 2012