the mistake by the lake

cleveland ohio.

i live near the mistake by the lake

by 00HHHN000 October 13, 2008

Mistake by the lake

The correct name for the city in Ohio often referred to as "Cleveland." Located by Lake Erie, nothing good has ever come from Cleveland and the city ranks just behind Paris Hilton, Jean Shorts, and trusting Judas as one of God's worst mistakes.

"Do you smell that?"
"Oh dont worry about that, Cleveland is the Mistake by the Lake, it always smells like feces."

by Better than all clevelanders January 3, 2009

Lincolns mistake

US President Abraham Lincoln is known to have freed the slaves.
Used for blacks

"it was Lincolns mistake that robbed my store".

by OneOfLincolnsMistakes November 30, 2010

Mistake Dispenser

A female who births one or more children that grow up to do nothing but disappoint everyone around them. These spawns are perceived as and are most definitely mistakes that should not have been created. Mistake Dispenser can also refer to the woman's vagina rather than the whole person. This implies that the woman may not be a bad person but her reproductive organs have a tendency to spawn mistakes.

Example One: "Oh Josh! You can't have kids with her she is bound to be a mistake dispenser!"

Example Two: Doctor "Hello Ms. Samantha, how is your Mistake Dispenser feeling?"

by I even make rain wet December 28, 2020

Rage-Mistake

A mistake made in anger, often repeated.

Trying to take out that camping sniper the entire match was a Rage-Mistake

by GrimChris November 16, 2010

mistake baby

A baby who is not wanted and is loved by no one

Jacob is a mistake baby his mom hates him

by 6778890 September 22, 2018

planned mistake

When two young, financially unstable people decide "Whoopy let's have a kid" after a couple pints

Mother: No! Don't be silly you weren't a mistake!

Child: Yes I was Deborah. I may have been a planned mistake, but a mistake nevertheless and deep down you know it.

by Indigo 57 August 11, 2021