Kylie Jenner's best friend who accidentally touched Kylie's older sister Khloe Khardashian's boyfriend's pee pee. The man involved, Tristan Thomson, also accidentally touched her and the two accidentally started grabbing each other passionately and accidentally locked lips and such.
No, I do not think the Kardashians are great people (maybe Kendall is an exception), so both Jordyn and they suck dick, really.
No, I do not think the Kardashians are great people (maybe Kendall is an exception), so both Jordyn and they suck dick, really.
(Jordyn Woods's shitty rhapsody)
Kylie: here, Jordyn, some socks for you.
Jordyn: thanks! :-*
*later*
Jordyn: Oh yes Tristan! Yesssssss!!!
Media: Tristan caught cheating on Khloe with Jordyn, so sad, boo-hoo. :(
Kylie: *takes previously given socks back and flips Jordyn off* you snake!
Jordyn: It wAs AlcoHOL!1!
Kylie: here, Jordyn, some socks for you.
Jordyn: thanks! :-*
*later*
Jordyn: Oh yes Tristan! Yesssssss!!!
Media: Tristan caught cheating on Khloe with Jordyn, so sad, boo-hoo. :(
Kylie: *takes previously given socks back and flips Jordyn off* you snake!
Jordyn: It wAs AlcoHOL!1!
by Emmy_Lee.Lee February 26, 2019
Get the Jordyn Woodsmug. Jordyn Elizabeth Carney was born on 21st of september 2004 in New South Wales, Australia.
she’s honestly just pretty cute lmao.
she’s honestly just pretty cute lmao.
by LocalPoopDealer420 December 27, 2020
Get the jordyn carneymug. by randombestiehehe September 15, 2021
Get the Jordyn Sharpmug. jordyn is a sexy beast who everyone loves. all the girls want him, and if they leave him they are either stupid or lesbian. he is actually amazing and hes got a big dick
by jordyn+potato May 9, 2017
Get the jordyn (boy)mug. The worst, pettiest, rudest, most BWG you will ever meet. Mainly a middle school girl that could end your life with her ruthlessness. Has made over 80 middle schoolers cry.
by Geeyeeimatree April 24, 2019
Get the Jordynmug. by jordyn sirotin November 14, 2019
Get the jordyn sirotinmug. A random ass person who is only relavant because of Kylie Jenner
aka. a snake that decided to throe $500,000 out of the widow for a hook up :)
aka. a snake that decided to throe $500,000 out of the widow for a hook up :)
person 1. Heard what happened to Jordyn Woods?
person 2. No who's that?
person 1. Kylie Jenner's ex best friend
person 2. No who's that?
person 1. Kylie Jenner's ex best friend
by windows xpp February 26, 2019
Get the Jordyn Woodsmug.