A Republican Senator representing Texas who is socially conservative, libertarian on economics, a hawk on foreign policy and otherwise takes right-wing positions on issues such as global warming, gay marriage, etc. Has recently positioned himself to be the leader of the right-wing of an already conservative party by catering to more hardline conservatives by attacking the "old guard" in the party as well as and moderates (some call them "RINO's") and occasionally flirting with conspiracy theories (see quote below). As you may have noticed from other posters on this site he has succesfully marketed himself to the political right-wing and as a result alot of your more hardline conservatives want him to be the Republican presidential nominee in 2016. Alot of Democrats also want him to be the Republican presidential nominess in 2016, albeit for a completely different reason.
"It is at a minimum relevant to know if that $200,000 deposited in his bank account came directly from Saudi Arabia, came directly from North Korea." -Ted Cruz on Chuck Hagel, who himself is Republican
by AnotherPseudointellectual December 08, 2014
get in the car we goin for a blunt cruz
by K-Griff September 17, 2008
1.) A power-hungry dimwit who suffers under the smug delusion that becoming popular with a fringe movement loathed by the vast majority of Americans is going to land him in the Oval Office one day.
2.) Another way of saying the Dunning-Kruger effect. As in, "the Ted Cruz effect", whereby someone who is utterly incompetent is so profoundly detached from reality that they perceive themselves as being vastly more competent than they actually are, precisely because of how incompetent they are.
2.) Another way of saying the Dunning-Kruger effect. As in, "the Ted Cruz effect", whereby someone who is utterly incompetent is so profoundly detached from reality that they perceive themselves as being vastly more competent than they actually are, precisely because of how incompetent they are.
Ted Cruz: "Hi, I'm Ted Cruz! I'm running for president and I want to do away with Obamacare, the EPA, and basically all progress made over the last 60 years!"
Everyone else: "Wait... weren't you born in Canada?"
Ted Cruz: "Well... we'll let other people sort that out!"
Everyone else: "Uh... No, we won't. You're a Tea Tard dumbass who wants to become president, and you can't legally become president in any case. You will never, ever, sit in the Oval Office."
Ted Cruz: "Well I think that those Confederate flag-waving old white folks out there might say differently!"
Everyone else: "We're done here."
Everyone else: "Wait... weren't you born in Canada?"
Ted Cruz: "Well... we'll let other people sort that out!"
Everyone else: "Uh... No, we won't. You're a Tea Tard dumbass who wants to become president, and you can't legally become president in any case. You will never, ever, sit in the Oval Office."
Ted Cruz: "Well I think that those Confederate flag-waving old white folks out there might say differently!"
Everyone else: "We're done here."
by Could_be_anyone October 17, 2013
Santa Cruz is known for its accepting and stoned community. It is a great place to live and is home to many pro surfers. but that doesn't mean that you should come and live there. Trannies go home!!!! and by trannies i mean anyone who thinks they, on any god given day can just go out and try to learn to surf, this also includes any one who lives in a valley or san jose.
Josh(with the puka shell necklace):Hey bra lets go hit up some hella' sick waves at cowell's and the lane dude. yah!!!!
Local:SMACK!!!! Get out of Santa Cruz you fucking valley and never come back!!!!
Local:SMACK!!!! Get out of Santa Cruz you fucking valley and never come back!!!!
by Tristan hicko January 01, 2006
by willow June 19, 2006
An amazing girl that anyone would be lucky to have in there life. Sarcastic, random and sometimes loud. wanted by many guys but only sticks to her high school sweet heart who loves her endlessly. She has a great deal of love for animals and might pursue a career to help them. Very fashionable and a trend setter. Kasandra Cruz an all around amazing person
by HighschoolSweetHeart29 September 26, 2011
Jacob Taio Cruz is a songwriter, producer, and electropop performing artist... and all around soundsmith. He is best known for his songs Break Your Heart, Dynamite, Dirty Picture, and Higher. He Is also the producer for artists such as Kesha, & Cheryl Cole
Jon: Who the F*** is taio cruz?
Me: The dude that sings those awesome songs Break Your Heart and Dynamite!!!
Jon: Oh Wow! I F***ing Love that dude
Me: The dude that sings those awesome songs Break Your Heart and Dynamite!!!
Jon: Oh Wow! I F***ing Love that dude
by HytMayKya November 19, 2010