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Well, it's nice to see the DNC (Democratic National Committee) has a new group of clusterfucks to make fun of.
by suasponte75 August 27, 2006
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According to "Travis":

"Mmmm, fuck me flakes! Yeah, nice toasty & golden!"

"I want Clusterfucked! I'm gonna go rent it!"
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everyday working conditions in a retail location where management has no fucking clue what day of the week it is; least of all what's going on with their own business.
"Today was a complete clusterfuck because he was more concerned with spiking the ball than being at work. It was so bad I had to get crunk!"
by a$$wipe July 20, 2006
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many people fucking up or simply fucking at the same time
What a clusterfuck
by MUVVA February 13, 2004
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clusterfuck

chaotic moment involving chaotic people that leads to more chaos. mayhem. a massive mess of anything.
Getting on public transportation during rush hour in any major city and getting caught up in major "clusterfuck" of people.
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A Crapload of one or many things...can also be a milk chocolatey candy bar filled with nougat and fuck...
Sorry im late there was a huge clusterfuck at the DMV

Holy Trousers!!! They have new Peanut butter clusterfucks!!
by Bagy_45 November 10, 2006
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A clusterfuck can happen in real life, but mostly, the term is used to describe an online situation in which a singular person is attacked by a group of hostile individuals, and flamed till brown & crisp. Generally, this event occurs on forums, in chatrooms & on Usenet; basically, anywhere people congregate online, to discuss various topics. Potential victims of a clusterfuck include (but are certainly not limited to):

* A clueless noob
* A troll that has outworn it's welcome
* Anybody with ideas & opinions that contrast greatly with those held by the majority of the other chatters/posters.
* Individuals who demonstrate really bad spelling and/or grammar.
* The only white/black/hispanic/etc.. in an all white/black/hispanic/etc.. forum, chatroom, or newsgroup that holds racist views.
* A Homosexual amongst heterosexuals, and vice-versa.
* A man/woman amongst radical feminists/misogynists.
* Post whores.
* People who are just generally annoying & bothersome.
* Anarchists.
* Emo kids.
* Bible thumpers.
* Felons.
* Pedophiles.
* Anybody who supports PETA.
* The mentally ill.
* Fat people.
* Trailer trash.
* People who just smell "different".
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Similar terms: gang rape, swarm, group effort, target practice.
When Jill called the moderator a "son of a bitch", she was clusterfucked by nearly half of the members of RPG4Losers.com.

Dave was clusterfucked in the Nazi chatroom, after confessing his love for other men.

Nancy has PTSD, thanks to a massive clusterfuck, administered by a group of vicious masculists.
by I am no one September 01, 2007
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