double-edged butter knife

When something doesn't really work in your favor, but also sort of works against your enemy.

We had to go over to that dickhead John's house. Sean accidentally shit himself, but he was sitting on John's couch when it happened. Classic double-edged butter knife.

double-edged butter knife by Don Cager February 18, 2021

two-egged

ok, so y’all know fraternal twins. well two-egged is the same but it’s been translated from german to english (zweieiig) which means two-egged

Simone: What is the non identical twin thing called?
Valentina: two-egged?!

two-egged by val23_<3 March 7, 2022

sneeze edged

when you go to sneeze and then lose it.

person one: “damn it, i almost sneezed!”
person two: “that’s sneeze edged!”

sneeze edged by lukatbhs May 31, 2023

Cream Egged 

The act of pushing seamen out of one’s anus during a bout of diarrhea.

Johnny cream egged all over my chest last night after a night of love making and diarrhea.

Cream Egged by ParkwayParish October 25, 2023

Ackerman-Eredar 

It's a person playing World of Warcraft that penetrates you over and over again, while you are just thinking bro please stop this weeb shit ur not cool or the main character ur just a loser.

Person 1: "fuck, there's this Ackerman-Eredar dude again"
Person 2: "what a fucking virgin"

Ackerman-Eredar by disctoohard May 31, 2024

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