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national ask your girl for sex day

This day is for all the men who want to loose your v-card. Go and get yo girl and make sure u do it raw, but be careful. You don’t wanna be like your dad who left!
Me: Hey babe, you know what day it is today?

Her: No it’s October 21

Me: It’s time to go demon mode babe cuz it’s national ask your girl for sex day🥱😈
by skullcrusher2000 October 10, 2021
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National Get Your Girlfriend Food Day

National Get Your Girlfriend Food Day is December 15th. So go to her favorite restaurant or Fast food place and go get her food!
Hey Chris today is National Get Your Girlfriend Food Day so you better bring her food”

Chris: Oh yeah! Good thinking
by Speckles221 November 2, 2019
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National send your bf a boobie pic.

"National send your bf boobie pic" means that you have to send your bf a boobie pic.
Bf: You have to send me a boobie pic.

Gf: What, why?

Bf: Because it's "National send your bf a boobie pic."

Gf: Ughh fine.
by Totallynotgustavs June 9, 2021
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give your friend named gabby a hug

October 24 is give your friend named gabby a hug day. this means that if you have a friend named gabby, give her a hug. it might cheer her up if she is having a bad day.
you: hey gabby do you want a hug?
gabby:sure why not

give your friend named gabby a hug:this means that if you have a friend named gabby, give her a hug. it might cheer her up if she is having a bad day.
by sheep-a-corn October 24, 2019
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wrap a rubber band around your door

A the most stupid and most useless advertisements that is seen on Urban Dictionary and many other websites.
Person 1: These ads I see on the web looks so boring and dumb.

Person 2: Which ads?
Person 1: The ones that talk about wrap a rubber band around your door.
by MST3K I like November 28, 2020
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Pour Salt Down Your Drain At Night

another one of those scam-spam things
how to waste salt 101
Pour Salt Down Your Drain At Night, Here's Why

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If you aren't doing this a couple times a week, you need to start. Grab your salt and pour some directly down your drain at night. In the morning....
by literally just a bicycle September 6, 2021
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national give youre kids money day

dad: what day is it
son: february20
dad: heres $20 share it with youre sister(s) and or brother(s)
son: why tho?
dad: beacuse it national give youre kids money day
by unknown_dad February 19, 2021
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