A fictional man who you consider your bitch. You may feel attraction to this man, but that is irrelevant because if he were real you would not have feelings for him. It is common for liking the pet man to be a personality trait.
Samantha won’t stop talking about her pet man, Diluc from Genshin Impact. She’s retweeted 15 shirtless pics of him in the past hour.
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Get the Hotel man mug.When a person is defecating and a large splash of water caused by their poop enters the butthole at the perfect time, coincidentally cleaning it.
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Get the Poor Man’s bidet mug.Maver: the ugliest, grimiest, fakest troll of them all. He faces the weakest opponents he can find in order to keep himself happy. He is terrible at mowing lawns and doesn’t pay workers on time.
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Get the stepping on my man mug.he hates meeee, he is very bakheel, he would make me go back to my flat and make me give him half a dirhamm, if i tell him i will give it to you later he would be like " go get it noww" thats how annoying he issss.
The baqala man is very bakheellll..
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