Dirty Turkey

When a women smears poo on her breasts and slaps them repeatedly across your face while making a gobbling turkey noise.

hey babe fancy giving me a dirty turkey im well in the mood for one after you burn the christmas dinner.

by crownofthorns16 September 12, 2018

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dirty fijian

When you match how loud your roommates are having sex in hopes of mutually concealing the evidence.

It was my parents' anniversary last night so I had to pull a Dirty Fijian

by Rex_Banner June 22, 2016

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Dirty Farin

The act of shoving multiple water bottles full of cum up your ass while watching Femboy porn and jerking off on your dog.

I did a Dirty Farin in my bedroom

by Misior Cum December 22, 2021

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Dirty Kenny

The South Park esque act of dying through autoerotic asphyxiation while wearing a Batman costume

I heard Bruce Wayne died recently, he gave himself a Dirty Kenny, although weirdly crime has increased as of late

by Glen Madley, cum thirsty cock May 19, 2021

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The act of putting menstrual blood into a condom and diarrhoea into another condom, then stapling the two condoms to the nipples of a 47 inch tall dwarf and then cut small holes into them and milk the dwarf into a girls mouth and cum in her mouth too to create a smoothie. If you wish, you can then kiss the girl so that she can share the smoothie with you or you can let her have all of it.

Person 1: How was it with my sister last night?
Person 2: Amazing. We had sex and then I gave her a Dirty Arthur.
Person 1: Ew thats my sister!

by DontSaveTheTurtles August 11, 2022

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