shut up you're my shut up

A phrase for when someone you love won't shut up about fucking you.

Caleb kept saying how much he wanted to have sex with karter so carter said "shut up you're my shut up"

by Logthenerd October 2, 2022

You're*

What an intellectual says to point out that someone throwing shade made a spelling error. It can be used for any spelling error in the right situation, but it is most powerful when used against someone who used the word "your" instead of "you're". If used against the opponent successfully, it has a 75% chance to automatically kill the opponent's entire argument, but if used incorrectly, it can make you look stupid and has an 80% chance of giving the opponent an immediate victory.

Double effectiveness against cyberbullies above the age of 9.

12-year-old: Your a fucking moron you little piece of shit. All you do is sit on your ass and play league of legends getting fatter and fatter by the minute as your crusty hand goes into the party size Dorito bag your mom bought to hold you off while you rot in her basement, not having touched grass in a decade or more.

21-year-old: You're*

12-year-old: *dies from embarrassment*

by Astatos June 25, 2022

You're Pitiful

parody of the James Blunt song "You're Beautiful" written and recorded by American parody musician "Weird Al" Yankovic. It was released exclusively online on June 7, 2006

According to music critic Nathan Rabin, "You're Pitiful" functions as "an amusing character study of the contemporary loser

by SPrice1980 June 25, 2023

You're fired

That which the Australian people told Kevin Rudd in 2013

Kevin Rudd: Julia Gillard, you're fired!
Synonyms: be gone, you're outta here, get out

by EvanC7 November 27, 2023

I know your name, you're fucked

What one would say when
A: they have a death note

B: they find a hot character and want them on rule 34
C: what a detective says when he has identified the name of a crook

"It's too late mr president, I know your name, you're fucked"

by Rabbitmillass March 18, 2025

you're sensational

When your (almost) girlfriend talks about what her awful mother said to her, is crying and is talking bad about herself, and you have to remind her that she's not loveless or deviant, but sensational.

''You're not loveless, you're not deviant, okay? You're sensational.''

by Choniisendgame July 16, 2018

Hey you, you're finally awake

A phrase used to start a spam call about a cars extended warranty

Hey you, you're finally awake. We've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty that is about to expire. Go to our website to extend your cars extended warranty to extended your extended warranty on your car.

by wipeoutninja February 24, 2023