wet my beard

Crude way for a female to express her desire to go for a piss!

Im just off to Wet my Beard

by SWesty March 24, 2004

blood beard pirate

When a large bearded man gives oral sex to his girlfriend while she is on her period.

Dude have you shaved?
-Nah man not in a few months.
Gonna give you girl the blood beard pirate, eh?
-Absolutely not.

by Vulkan November 20, 2009

Third leg beard

The patch of hair between a man's legs.

After I fucked the bitch, A hair from my third leg beard made her choke when it got stuck in her throat, so I pulled it out with my cock.

by Ocean Reefer July 27, 2006

Bearded Fish Taco

Rowan Alexander.

Damn! Shut your legs, I can smell that bearded fish taco from all the way over here!

by ljihfdsgluhdfg October 13, 2008

Rusty Bearded Lady

When a women is giving either a man or a women a rimjob (licking of the anus) and the man or woman recieving it shits all over the women's face, giving her a beard of shit on her face.

Oh yea! This one time, I was with a girl, and i gave her the Rusty Bearded Lady, and she loved it!

by J_Dogg January 2, 2009

break up beard

the very unattractive beard that guys grow for the month or two following a break up, usually with the guy getting cruelly dumped

Guy 1: I see Matt and Lucy broke up
Guy 2: How did you know that?
Guy 1: He's got a break up beard coming through

by SRVciple November 8, 2011

bearded hatchet wound

a hairy pussy, a.k.a. a bearded clam.

I ain't goin' near that bearded hatched wound!

by B-Doe July 29, 2005