Kid:Mom! I want some ice cream!
Mom: Tough, you're not getting today
Kid: Why?
Mom: I don't have enough money
Kid: Why?
Mom: Because I said so!
Mom: Tough, you're not getting today
Kid: Why?
Mom: I don't have enough money
Kid: Why?
Mom: Because I said so!
by UltimateDoge August 10, 2021


Mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.
Mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025

Greg: Hey dude, why'd you fuck my sister and my mom in a threesome?
Asshole:Because vodka, that's why
Asshole:Because vodka, that's why
by XXXCalvin_Klien69_360No_ScOpEr July 15, 2016

"Why Is Scott Wearing That Hat" day is a holiday on December 17th where everyone named Scott must wear a hat.
dude named Brian: Dude why are you wearing that hat
dude named Scott: Because it's "Why Is Scott Wearing That Hat" day
dude named Brian: Oh ok
dude named Scott: Because it's "Why Is Scott Wearing That Hat" day
dude named Brian: Oh ok
by tim,, November 24, 2021

when something doesn’t go your way you can say “why wawa :/“, or say it just to be funny, & u may even say it just to say it :)
*drops banana on ground*
“whyyy wawa”
*gets bad grade on test*
“WHYYY WAWA”
*laying in bed thinking about an embarrassing memory*
“why wawa? -_-“
“whyyy wawa”
*gets bad grade on test*
“WHYYY WAWA”
*laying in bed thinking about an embarrassing memory*
“why wawa? -_-“
by bahka78 November 2, 2021

by SUGE618 September 22, 2022
