belgian waffles

tasty treats

belgian waffles those are some tasty treats

by stoutmemes March 18, 2018

waffle around

to be indecisive. Can't make up mind.

Jenny first said she wanted to go to Denny's then changed her mind to IHOP. I told that bitch "You waffle around too much. Make up your fucking mind you stupid cunt!"

by Dj Diddle April 23, 2014

winkie waffle

A feminine hygiene pad

The bathroom wastebasket was filled up with winkie waffles

by funkusmungus May 7, 2011

Waffle Nonsense

The language used largely by Caithness Folks but also used outside of the county. Generally gets stronger after large amounts of alcohol but can be heard used by sober people also. It is usally most prevelant on Friday and Saturday nights and can sometimes be confused with Rapid Chat.....

Waffle Nonsense is not malicious it is basically what it says on the tin!!

"Honestly How often is it the weekend?" = pain old waffle nonsense

"And then a deer jumped into the car so i jump oot and grap it in a head lock and pummeled the bugger! He'll no be trying to get a free lift from me again!" = Hero Waffle Nonsense

So then i couldnae stop laughing....why am i laughing.....please stop me laughing.....what was i talking about again.........AMSTERDAM! - Pure Waffle Nonsense!!

by Total Spacer May 24, 2010

Dick Waffle

The act of Masturbating with lotion, then immediately eating a frozen waffle with your hand that you were J.O.ing with.

Last night after masturbating i was really hungry, so I got a Dick Waffle.

by Dick Spears May 9, 2011

Crotch Waffle

A crusty pair of underwear, caused by discharge drying onto them. Usually used to insult an idiot.

"WTF, you crotch waffle, stop hitting on my sister."
-or-
"That crotch waffle kept rubbing his junk on the women at the bar."

by MuddledFox January 13, 2009

twat waffle

a girl or woman who has an over active sex life and may or may not have a "smashed" vagina; classic high school mat-maid; total slam piece, Ashley B!

what a nasty twat waffle

by dirtnastyOSU December 15, 2010