Turtle head

the head of a small animal known as a 'turtle'. Jesus, how obvious was that?

Billy went to the zoo and saw a turtle. Suprisingly, it had a head.

by Prof.Turtle August 31, 2005

Turtle Party

Similar to Prarie Dogging but when you and several other people really got to shit and have to wait for the bathroom.

"Aww man yesterday we went to this mexican place and after we totally had a turtle party at John's house"

by All Star Porn Star May 21, 2009

Turtle Burger

The act of a circular steaming bowel movement generally produced after years of being a young asian(ish) male on valentines day who live in manchester. Most of them are known to float and swim around leaving a trail of brown sticky substance and stench behind it.

Raymond : Hey Danny, I'm making a turtle burger right now.

Danny : Dude that's fucking disgusting I'm trying to eat!

by The Housemate March 3, 2011

Pouncing Turtle

A name people use to distract girls from creeping on their facebooks. By changing their real name to "Pouncing Turtle", one is trying to escape from the reality of their EXTREME douchiness. In doing so.. they are ashamed of their true identity and use a turtle that pounces to distract them from the disgrace of being themselves.

"New Friend Request from Pouncing Turtle"

Friend request denied.

by Jumping Shrimp November 28, 2010

raging turtle

The act of having an orgy ninga turtle style involving 4 partners. A male and female engage in missionary intercourse standing up, while two other males enter them from behind, creating the turtle shells.

Cassie was over at the boys last night, I heard they tried the raging turtle.

by Peter Zaluzni January 21, 2007

turtle back

When a man is banging his girl from behind and his johnson slips out in mid-motion. At this point he jams it in her ass hole and she humps her back up like a turtle shell. You can only do this if you accidentally slip out so she will least expect it.

I was banging my old lady last night and gave her a turtle back when she wasn't expecting it. I then gave her a Donky punch and finished off with a chili dog before she woke-up.

by Addadamski December 31, 2007

turtle neck

A protruding peice of crap poking out of ya anus..

A 60's type of sweater worn by preepy fuchtards

Fat bastard "I've got a turtle neck"

cutting off the turtle neck is seen as bad etiquette with company

Fook me dave I cut off me turtle neck ...

best you ring calvin klein mark

Sheila thought max looked good in his turtleneck. as he drank his pinot noir and played with his new petanque set. little did she know his head looked like a peice of shit and he was a wanker

by I3igCheese October 22, 2006