ninja turtle

the ninja turtle (can be used both in the singular and plural sense). is an ancient turtle, originally from the sewer region of densley populated cities. They are often accompanied by a large rat. ninja turtles hit their ninja "peaks" during their teenage years.

Turtles in a half shell, TURTLE POWER!!!

by Josh Stramoli June 29, 2004

Frighten turtle syndrome

The act of the male penis retreating back into the pelvis area causing it to look like the head a Frighten turtle Also known as FTS

That water was damn cold I now have Frighten turtle syndrome (FTS)

by Wooha5062 April 26, 2010

toss the turtle

The act of tossing a person's salad while that person is turtle heading.

I started tossing her salad, then it turned into a toss the turtle.

by Mister Everclear December 14, 2010

Yeet yeet turtle wurtle

When you see a turtle “yeet yeet turtle wurtle!”

(In a park and you see a turtle) YEET YEET TURTLE WURTLE OVER THERE DADDY!

by Yeet yeet piggy wiggy November 16, 2017

Snapping Turtle

When giving a slow blow job the girl bites the guys penis just before his climax.

The guy pissed me off so I gave him a snapping turtle.

by Puppy Dawg July 31, 2007

burp your turtle

to masterbate

why don't you go burp your turtle and leave me alone

by fupabox April 29, 2009

Siamese shy turtle

When males' testicles or balls or gonads retract and shrivel. Sometimes due to cold or excitement but primarily in this case due to fear and anxiety.

Like two little turtle heads, connected by skin and sinew, pulling back into its/their shell.

Metaphorically similar to a poo shy turtle but technically, physically and emotionally a very different experience.

She was fun, interesting, sexy and his friends wanted to bone her, but the fact that she was clearly cleverer than him gave him a siamese shy turtle. Would she notice? Would she care if she did? Or, does the fact that even imagining approaching her makes his body eat his balls mean that he'll never have the courage to get close enough for his shriveled sack to matter?

"You know that Bobbitt story, right?"
"Awh, man, don't maaan. Giz me a siamese shy turtle just thinking about it"

by RastaVari October 23, 2013