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Tony

A back stabbing kid who thinks he is big and bad but when confronted he wets himself and whines like a little bitch. Goes to the gym once a week and claims he's gained muscle.
Wow, look at the Tony.... What a cunt.
by jlni227 December 2, 2017
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Tony Crisco

Alaskan dumb ass that goes to California and thinks lubing up with crisco oil with give him a exceptional tan but finds out all it does is boil his skin in the sun with 2nd degree burns rendering him useless to his peers for nearly a month.
Well, Tony crisco is out for a couple weeks, can’t work out, can’t bench press, his skins shedding.
by Tony Crisco February 22, 2025
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Tony

He’s the best friend you can have. He has a

versatile knowledge of automotive mechanics. And he’s the only Guatemalan nigga the smokes dank zaza daily.
Ayo tony wushannin’ bro, I’m having problems with my car, and all my friends say that you’re the only guy that can fix it.
by Patojo November 22, 2021
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The Tony Picinich

Eating chicken fingers and fries with Pepsi and maracheno cherries 12 times in 2 days.
Me: Tony what you ordering?
Tony: Chicken fingers and fries.
Me: tony you had that yesterday, twice
Tony: So
Me: ok, what about a drink
Tony: Pepsi and cherries
Me: Tony you've had this meal 7 times in 36 hours
Tony: so
Me. ok

If someone does this, they are The Tony Picinich of your life.
by Schnog January 4, 2019
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Tony

short boy, who is a mommy’s boy that apologizes for everything and will break a girls heart and fat shame people.
tony: hey at least i can fit in the ocean

and don’t look like a cow
anyone: rude
by anonymous October 18, 2021
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Tony Stark

Weird, Rich, "Smart" pedophile who secretly had a crush on peter parker.
Hey man! DId you see Tony Stark Arrested for SA??
by untitledtae November 5, 2025
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Tony Two Canoes

A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.
"Look at Tony Two Canoes over there, what a fagget"
by heyitzaj July 5, 2016
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