ducking wired

A common phrase typed originally as "fucking weird" into a blackberry with a condensed keypad and changed by the blackberry's "spell wreck" software to read "ducking wired".

Lisa: I feel like I'm hungover this morning yet I wasn't drinking last night!

Sharleen: That's ducking wired. Maybe you're pregnant.

Lisa: I'm not pregnant! Duck you!

by BlueCrystal August 17, 2010

Muscovy Duck

A duck that looks to be a cross between a turkey and a duck, but ducks and turkeys don't cross.

Is that a turkey duck

No that's a Muscovy Duck, turkeys and ducks don't cross.

by BAM! I'm sexy April 1, 2010

Duck Shunter

One who enjoys shafting ducks up teh ass...primarily aimed at an odd individual of emo or strange likeness to animals..

"To shunt a duck, is to shunt duck, but to shunt a cow is totally wrong.."

by LFG September 20, 2004

pulling a duck

when you have a random internet whore pay to fly to come see you.

Im broke, do you think pulling a duck would work to get her down here?

by umm_mickey July 16, 2008

DUCK BURROW

AN UNDERGROUND DWELLING MADE BY THE BURROWING DUCK. THEY TEND TO COLLAPSE UNDER DRUNK PEOPLE CAUSING THEM TO FALL. MORE OF THEM TEND TO APPEAR ON WEEKENDS AND NEAR HOLIDAYS, ESPECIALLY NEW YEAR'S EVE/DAY.

George stepped in a duck burrow, fell uphill and twisted his ankle - he won't be able to come to work today.

by Mike in Ocala February 11, 2010

duck penis

To twist a mans erect penis in a corkscrew motion until he orgasms using both hands with only the head inserted in the twisters mouth. Similar to wringing a wet towel with both hands.

She gave him a duck penis and he immediately shot his load.

by T S D c February 5, 2017

Duck's ass

Phil Mickelson-esque hair, or when the tail end of your half mullet flips up when you style it or wear a hair.

Check out Phil Mickelson's duck's ass. It's epic.

by Communicator21 March 27, 2011