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Poke the chicken

During sexual intercourse when the female starts finger fucking the male's anus
My girlfriend likes to poke the chicken because she likes the feeling when her finger bounces out of my anus.
by JayJay123 May 26, 2011
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Feed'in the chicken

A hip new dance that requires the dancer to hold a fictional "feed bag" in one hand and use the other arm to spread the feed amongst ones fellow dancers.

The best way to "feed the chicken" is by using a smooth fluid motion from left to the right.

Perfecting this dance will attract members of the opposite at an alarming rate so make sure you are prepared. Proper preparation and execution of this tactic will guarantee you a trip to the boneyard.
Q: What are you doing?
A: Its this cool new dance, spreading quicker than the plague.

Q: What do you call it?
A: Feed'in the chicken
by Feed Masta January 19, 2008
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chicken heart

ok this is tricky and takes some practice and a real professional genital magician to pull of. clamping your ball sack with one hand and leaving a little air room. while squeezing you ball sack, make sure you mimic the heartbeat of any individual. give it a few squezzes in a row . if done correctly your ball sack will pulsate through the opening made with yuor hand, thus representing a chicken heart. a.k.a. the gorrilla kidney
by Red Robin March 10, 2005
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Jerk chicken

When your significant other is jerking you off using both hands in an alternating motion resembling the chicken dance.
I love the alternating motion on my dick when my girl gives me the jerk chicken.
by Spordo January 12, 2015
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Chicken Bender

A classic douche bag move to inflict pain upon an innocent victim. When your friend reaches up high to get an item off a shelf with both hands, you come up behind and karate chop him with both hands right under the exposed rib cage. The resulting pain will cause him to grab his sides (his arms will now look like chicken wings) and bend over in agony, looking like a chicken bending over to peck the ground as he bobs up and down to catch his breath.
Look, my brother is turning blue. I just gave him a Chicken Bender he won't soon forget.
by Bushrod Johnson August 30, 2009
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Chicken Bottle

A 40oz bottle of malt liquor with a Kool-Aid packet (without the sugar) added to it for more flavor.
I made up a chicken bottle and sat on the porch. 4040ozSteel ReserveOEOld EnglishMalt Liquor
by Babyshakershaker September 8, 2009
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crumbed chicken

A sexual position in which the male penetrates the female's anal cavity until almost reaching sexual climax, he then redraws his falace and ejaculates semen onto the female's bare back. Once the ejaculation has taken place, the male throws a loose material consisting of grains of rock or coral (aka sand) onto the freshly prepared semen.
duuuude, i gave her the most epic crumbed chicken last night.
by TBT2NV April 29, 2010
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