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tim pool

Any small spherical fecal bolus within the rectum left after a premature contraction of the external sphincter. In general, this refers to a bolus that is too small to exert sufficient intrarectal pressure to trigger its own evacuation but large enough to be perceived by the individual. Upon subsequent rectal packing, and because they have become necrotic with age, these tend to form a black cap, much like a stocking hat, at the leading end of the next stool.
Bryan, I had to cut-off off that last shit early because I was going to be late for tennis practice. I didn’t get it all out and hence, a large tim pool will be first out tomorrow morning, black-capping my morning’s turd. I can’t wait to see it.
by Clay Corbin January 24, 2025
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Tim-Tamitis

When you eat too many Tim Tams (Australian chocolate biscuits) and feel sick.
"Fuck, I ate too many Tim Tams and now I've got Tim-Tamitis."
by ADefinitionofawordithink February 2, 2025
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Tim Cook

The person who, upon becoming ceo of apple, did the equivalent of what McDonnell Douglas did to Boeing when they merged. Shifting them from an honest and reliable company into one that puts money above everything else.
Tim Cook becoming ceo of apple is the equivalent of McDonnell Douglas merging with Boeing. If Steve jobs hadn’t turned down the recommended cancer treatment, apple would be as reliable as it had been all those years ago. If Tim Cook bought Boeing he would probably rush out a new plane every year and make every component proprietary such as engines and landing gear tyres and end up making the plane unsafe by rushing its design like the 737 max and dc-10.
by 99586jnfuc685nfnsngyj March 22, 2025
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Tim W

A fucking awesome guy who fucks every girl that comes in his way, but he also likes to suck Thomas‘ dick!

He is also gay, but only with Thomas at the German House.
He also likes to be fucked by horses
Girl: Look over there, somebody is getting fucked by a horse.
Girl: Must be a Tim W
by TheTruth_261995 November 22, 2021
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Tim W

Tim W is a weird guy, he ducks every girl that comes in his way, but doesn’t shy away from a little cock action as well.
He likes to suck Thomas’ dick in the german house!
He also is very into being fucked by horses.
Girl: Woah damn, look over there. Somebody is getting fucked by a horse

Girl: Damn, must be a Tim W
by TheTruth_261995 November 22, 2021
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tim

tim a huge fucking simp that won’t stop dumping over katelyn
dude tim stop simping over katelyn i know you love her a lot you have to stop
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Tim

Tim is a baller.
He‘s tall and playing basketball all the time. He‘s smart, funny and handsome.
Sometimes he can be a bit annoying, but he always tries his best.
A Tim has many friends but he only trusts few of them.
When Tim grows up he‘s going to be an NBAplayer.

If you have a Tim hang onto him.
Is that Tim?

He‘s so tall, it must be a Tim!
by Sidney.CoM November 22, 2021
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