Post-Shartum Depression

The depressing feeling one gets after excreting a log the size of a small child.

Joe: Ted are you ok?
Ted: I've been having anxiety attacks since this morning after I dropped a huge duece.
Joe: Man, you better see a doctor. I think you have Post-Shartum Depression.

by rustachio April 25, 2009

Post Lost Depression

The inevitable sadness that will overcome all Lost fans in the world following the season finale of the final season of Lost. Symptoms include lack of looking forward to anything, lethargy, and obsessive watching of crappy new TV shows in attempt to fill the void.

Man Lost is about to end... I'm not looking forward to this as much as I should be. Gonna be some serious Post Lost Depression.

by Bearcats556 May 19, 2010

This post will age terribly

2021 won't be bad, nothing bad will happen. biden will be the best president in human history, all traces of covid including the mutations will be gone. karens and antivaxers will no longer exist. your life will get better.

lets hope that "This post will age terribly" won't

by zman90 January 27, 2021

post rock

Tuneless geeks that can't sing playing simple, boring songs which repeat far too much and are about ten minutes too long.

Post rock is totally lame, every1 should listen to metal cos' metal is bitchin' \m/(>_<)\m/

by Aye Right Then Min August 12, 2008

post 9/11

Every day, from here on out, is post 9/11. Referring to it usually implies that something was to be learned on 9/11 and has not been, usually security driven.

It is unbelievable that in a post 9/11 world we still allow Taco Bell to exist!

by Master Christ St. John June 14, 2006

post punk kitchen

Groovy gravy vegan cooking show hosted by Terry Romero and Isa Moskowitz Shown on public access TV in Brooklyn. They usually have a band chopping vegetables on the show.

Isa has written 3 cookbooks, Vegan with a Vengance, Vegan Cupcakes Take Over the World and Veganomicon (with Terry)

On the Post Punk Kitchen, you are shown how to make delicious dishes.

by I Exterminate Daleks February 25, 2008

Post Orgasm Torture

When you cum but she won't stop sucking. (It feels rrreeeaaalllyyyy good)

Girl: Aww aren't you soo cute?
Boy: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH OH GOD MERCY!!! MAKE IT STOP!!
Girl: Aww I'll keep going
Boy: AHH! AHH! NO! NOT POST ORGASM TORTURE!!!

by Skeletonbones May 25, 2022