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shit mate

shit mate is what you say when you are surprised to one of your friends.
Michaela: i saw barnsey last night.
Ashleigh: shit mate
by titsmageekayzee February 21, 2009
mugGet the shit matemug.

shit roulettee

when college students goto pizza buffet night, drink lots of beer, then drive around town until one of them shit his/her pants.
I'm glad it wasn't my car we played shit roulettee in, because that Cici"s Pizza shit really stinks.
by shitman October 1, 2006
mugGet the shit rouletteemug.

Comer shit

When a Guy has Saggy Pants and from Behind it looks like he took a Massive Shit in his Pants.
Hey Babs, Look at Sean, He's got a Comer Shit!
by Big Dog Drake April 20, 2018
mugGet the Comer shitmug.

Opiate Shits

Being unable to shit due to excess use of opiates. Laxatives are Jesus.
Bro I literally had the opiate shits so bad last night after downing those trammies.
by YGproductions May 10, 2016
mugGet the Opiate Shitsmug.

Shit Fish

Those who watch Buzzfeed Unsolved a show hosted by Ryan Bergara and Shane Madej typically fall into one of two groups each named after one of the hosts. Those groups being Boogaras, the believers, or Shaniacs the non-believers. If someone fails to fall into one of the two groups or claims to be in both they are labeled as being a Shit Fish.
Person 1: "Oh you watch Buzzfeed Unsolved? Are you a boogara or a shaniac?"

Person 2: "I don't really believe in ghosts but I do believe that spirits are around us."

Person 1: "that makes no sense, you're a shit fish."
by It's Me Ya Boi (PB) June 1, 2021
mugGet the Shit Fishmug.

shit shunter

A veiny train that pushes the brown express back into the tunnel.
-"Lord Archer, would you kindly turn round so I can clean your drains?"
-"Ok governor, but hurry it up you shit shunter, I have to write two novels by tea time."
by Bob Sometimes September 6, 2004
mugGet the shit shuntermug.

No Shit Sherlock!!

It's like the person said something that was pointing out the obvious....kinda like "no duhh!"
by Bob Marley LOver!! lol jk jnm November 22, 2010
mugGet the No Shit Sherlock!!mug.

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