Female Crush Friday

A Crush on a Female You Like

My Female Crush Friday is Beyonce

by JVDAGOD June 28, 2019

Female Pressurizing

When you get precum in a girls vagina, and use an air chuck to clean out her uterus. Effective up to 72 hours typically. Recommended PSI is 150. The effective rate is 98.4%

The other night i was banging my girl and i got pre i’m in her so i used the female pressurizing method.

by bigdaddy9669 May 1, 2022

Female Bitch Awareness day

On the 11th of January, become aware of your female friends. While they may seem like friends, there's a chance they won't be a true friend, but a bitch.

Hey, dude, it's female bitch awareness day. You may want to watch out for that girl in your friend group.

by LunarEclipse28x January 10, 2025

transgender female

A male.

Doctor: My transgender female client is asking to be recommended to a gynecologist.

Nurse: A transgender female? But what could a gynecologist do? They're specialized in female anatomy.
Doctor: I know, but I would get reprimanded if I acknowledge reality. I suppose I'll have my gynecologist buddies prepare for a man in a dress to harass them.
Nurse. Christ in heaven. TTD.
Doctor: Yep.

by snarky.snappy September 14, 2025

Female PE coach

A PE coach who thinks they're all that and believes all students love them when in reality nobody likes her and they all think she's a weirdo. She's also sexist and thinks it's cool, basically an adult pick me girl... Grow up.

Person 1: Why is she making sexist jokes and laughing with the boys, thats a grown woman :o
Person 2: HAHAHAHA THATS A FEMALE PE COACH

by picture2burn May 24, 2023

Female rape

Like male rape (the rape by a male child)
This is rape by a female child

He Is having it hard to Prove that he was Female rape

by 459395 March 7, 2022

Female bowling ball

A woman with which one engages in a meaningful five minute relationship behind the bar. You pick her up, stick your meat in all three holes then chuck her in the gutter when you are done.

I had your mum last night. She's a female bowling ball

by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 7, 2021