Sam mortimore

Sam mortimore likes food alot often found chewing gum all though he looses alot he is still a confident guy he is often found with random things in his bag like window parts and signs

He is also small

*Looks down*
“Hey Sam mortimore whats in ur bag?”
Sam:”stolen chocolate and a wedding ring and another bag”

by ANDWHaT!!!??? April 20, 2023

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sinister sam

A mean looking but really harmless cowboy on Sesame Street, just like Bad Bart.

Catchphrase: "Alright, listen, you varmints. I was just over at the general store and I understand that some hombre bought the last box of crayons. But I wanna know Y".

Uh oh, everybody look here. Here comes the meanest hombre in the west, Sinister Sam.

by tyrulz August 1, 2014

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Sam Gee

A Sam Gee is a type of person who is vertically challenged but however can be very scary at times. A Sam Gee can also be a delusional pedophile that likes his youngest brother.

You see that boy over there i heard he’s a Sam Gee!

by Henz05 April 13, 2020

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Sam Sketaway

The biggest big boi in South Wales. Loves it from cydney in his sudocream japs eye.

Kurav: You're such a Sam Sketaway
Louis: Thanks Kurav, I love it from cydney aswell

by Lil Car February 13, 2018

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Sam and Sara

These two girls are always together. Nearly inseparable. A friend couple that is annoyingly adorable. They dress the same, share similar taste in music, eat the same, decorate the same, act the same, think the same. These two girls already share a soul, but are now in the process of morphing into the same body. I'm 90% sure that they are a government test subject.

Guy 1: Hey, dude, have you seen how much Gwen and Grace have been hanging out lately? I think they got a case of Sam and Sara.

Guy 2: Yeah.... or they're just lesbians

Guy 1: nICE!

*the two high five*

by weeniemachine500 July 17, 2016

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