binge race

The act of recklessly drinking an atrocious amount of strawberry vodka, in the effort to substantially reduce your lifespan.

Karl: Some cock swagler fired me today.
Phil: That's more fucked up than a football bat.
Karl: I think I may just turn emo...
Phil: Dude it's binge race!

by Freep88 April 11, 2014

Velocity Endurance Racing

People who get SI'd all the time in TORA and will sometimes pull a win out of their ass at Homestead. Their leagues are generally hit or miss when it comes to attendance and quality, but hopefully they remove that BDF guy soon.

Person 1: "Velocity Endurance Racing had a good IMSA league"
Person 2: "Fuck GTs"
Person 1: "But you didn't show up to any of the races"
Person 2: "Exactly"

by toosexy4myshirt January 23, 2021

Tim race

When one person races another person that does not realize they are racing, and claims they beat them.

I just had a tim race with my cobalt ss against a Bugatti!

by Jakemk6 August 19, 2014

escape the rat race

Escaping the hell of mediocrity.

My dad always told me very few people escape the rat race.

by thankusho January 06, 2025

Racing rabbits

When you have to poo but it comes out fast.

Man I’m suffering from the racing rabbits.

by Lunchlips121 March 14, 2022

hamburger racing stripes

The full-body lines of road rash resulting from a high-speed motorcycle crash.

She low-sided the bike and miraculously walked away, but you should have seen the hamburger racing stripes on her side!

by Iraq-Irate July 24, 2009

Boat Race

When two groups of people team up to Double Dutch Rudder and the first team to cum wins the race.

Me and my boy will beat you any day in a Boat Race.

by GregmoDaEskimo October 29, 2018