Mum text

When one receives a text from one's mother. Usually it involves incorrect use of acronyms. For example "LOL" is used for "Lots of love", WTF is used as "Well that's fantastic" and ROFL is a misspelled use of the name of TV presenter and all round good guy, Rolf Harris.

This is also a text with overly abbreviated words to save on the cost of a message despite it not beig 1992 and they don't cost anything on most service plans.

Also, at this time of year (then end of it) you may relieve a mum text at around 9.30pm on new years eve to "beat the rush at midnight" like texts are fighting their way through the traffic of the ether

Mum text. She says "hi D, hpe u gt hme sfly. Yr fat arsd wfe drnk all my wine. ROFL LOL WTF X"

by Daphne Widethigh April 21, 2018

Mum

A mum. Basically your personal slave.

Me: Go get me a drink

Mum: I ain't your slave
Me: yeah you are

by Skystrex September 17, 2020

Yo mum

Bent

I’m yo mum

by Potato 🥔 god March 30, 2019

mum gayest

This is the phrase that is used when "no u" fails.

"Ur mum gay." "No u" "Well your mum gayest" *other person dies*

by Sellout~ June 6, 2018

YA MUM

Something you say when you see a British roadman

Roadman "Ayo where you from g"
Person "YA MUM"
Roadman "Ahhh i know where that is"

by Nasher1435 September 20, 2021

ur mum lol

damn u just got nae naed

ewdshuqwhdsvw ur mum lol dcedsvcegvygrv

by yeefeeree November 15, 2020

ur mum gay

a derogatory term, used by british americans to insult varying peple with mums

initial phrase: ur mum gay bro
response: no ur mum gay

by ur mum gay 2111111111111111 December 27, 2018