Ireland jones

Ireland Jones is one of the most beautiful, talented, kindest person you would ever meet. She is always down for a good time and when she is with her Pookie Sierra it is always a fun time and things get wild. Ireland usually thinks she is not good enough but little Does she know she is to good for anyone and is literally the definition of an amazing person. She is so gorgeous, she is as gorgeous as the sun rises and sunsets. But be careful don’t break her heart because she has a heartless best friend who is not afraid to break some fingers. When this girl loves, she loves hard. She is also very grumpy when waking up from a nap so never wake her up. Overall she is just the best person and the best best friend any girl could ask for. <3
Boy or girl 1- Hey did you see Ireland jones?

Boy or girl 2 - yes omg she is looking so beautiful today!

Boy or girl 3- did you also see her clothes? They are fire.

Boy 1 - don’t make the mistake of hurting her, I got my hand broken from her best friend Sierra.
by S_br6nd234 February 18, 2024
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a Jones

When you tell your wife you’re going out for one drink and disappear until the next morning.
Yeah dude, pulled a jones last night. Told the wifey I’d be back after the game. Next thing you know, I’m answering her call the next morning asking why I’m not home.
by BobbyBH January 31, 2022
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squirrel jones

squirrel jones is my god
by jammypop April 10, 2017
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E. Jones

A sasquatch like creature with red hair and who twitches their eyes alot. Smell can be deadly, especially the breath.
Used in a sentence: "Mommy, that E. Jones just ate our dog!"
by JonesJacobk February 09, 2012
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Abigail Jones

The most hottest, badass female in the world.
Ew you’re so ugly, you look nothing like Abigail Jones 😂
by Ytsmuypol February 22, 2021
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Not today female Jim Jones

Letting a female Jim Jones know the adversity and antagonizing isn't going to be enough to defeat you today.
Not today female Jim Jones, you aren't conquering it and claiming it as your territory today.
by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2021
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Not today female Jim Jones

Letting a female Jim Jones know that she wasn't going to be getting the best of you today.
by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2021
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