Fat dong

A thick and long cock with hair that looks like a dickweed

Fat dong is hard

by Balls in ur jaw October 27, 2021

dong logger

An endearing term used to friends to show that you think actions taken by them is retarded.

Joe says,"dude, I showed up to work wasted and slept in the break room for 2 hours before break."
Steve: "you're such a dong logger

by beatleeater October 3, 2010

Summer Dong

A penis that is sweaty and horny and needs tending to in a sexual context.

The summer air was thick with sultry heat. Cicadas humming their midnight tune. Our bodies tangled in the damp sheets. It was you and me and my summer dong.

by Wachet Auf February 8, 2025

rattle-dong

when ur penis is too small for a vagina and it rattles inside of it.

"john has a rattle-dong, its so not pleasuring"

by nikesb930 August 21, 2009

evil dong

evil leafy with a dong

man evil dong weird

by W Rich January 10, 2021

ooga booga do ooga booga dong

cavemanish for "I don't speak english"

english speaker: hello
cavemanish speaker: ooga booga do ooga booga dong
english speaker: bunga dooga nog booga
cavemanish speaker: kooga

by ooga booga do, ooga booga dong November 30, 2021

ding dong

a mans pee pee so say your wife touted your peepee you wold say you touted my ding dong

gf:im going to tout your ding dong :man owo AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by bababbabbabbababbaab April 13, 2021