Text Sex

when jake and kathleen send urgent text messages saying text sex now
kath: um hey jake.....
jake: TEXT SEX NOW!!!!!!!! *urgent*
by kathjake May 28, 2008
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Tipsy Text

The equivalent to the drunk dial.

1. Texting the opposite sex with excessive emoticans

2. Texts that are not readable unless one is also under the influence.

3. Texting random people just to spark a conversation
;-) :-D <3333

"we shfhould tttoly hngouta sum1time"

yo bro..how's college life mannn gettng any or whattt

all are exmapls of tipsy texts
by fattehboi February 11, 2009
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Bottom text

We your smashing and the person on the bottom starts texting someone
Man he was making me bored while smashing so I started to bottom text my friend
by Es me November 06, 2017
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Pocket Text

When you see that you have a text, read it, and purposefully do not respond to it (analogous to a presidential pocket veto)
"I told her lets hang out but she never responded...I think she went with a pocket text"
by lexmasterflex11 December 03, 2009
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sleep texting

when you say goodnight to a person through text then they respond to you with a question and you just have to reply.
person 1: okay well im going to sleep goodnight.
person 2: wait what is our homework?
person 1: oh page 135 questions 1-5.
person 2: thanks. wait i thought u were asleep?
person 1: i was sleep texting.
by texter1000 December 08, 2009
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Text Coach

A person who helps you text back a girl who you really like but you dont know what to say.
it sucks when i want to keep texting her but i dont know what to say. i need my text coach
by swollmaster July 19, 2011
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Ninja-Text

(n.) 1. a text message that is received by your phone without an alarm to alert you of it's presence.
2. a shocking message that can cause (possibly, but not limited to) heart attack, comatose, anaphylactic shock, or otherwise any bodily malfunction that could kill somebody after reading it.
1. Jill is mad at me because i received a Ninja-Text from her asking me to go to prom, i didnt get an alert so i didn't reply.
2. Stephen went into cardiac arrest after reading that both of his parents were killed in a car accident.
by Shibblleeee June 11, 2011
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