Text Sex

when jake and kathleen send urgent text messages saying text sex now

kath: um hey jake.....
jake: TEXT SEX NOW!!!!!!!! *urgent*

by kathjake May 27, 2008

Tipsy Text

The equivalent to the drunk dial.

1. Texting the opposite sex with excessive emoticans

2. Texts that are not readable unless one is also under the influence.

3. Texting random people just to spark a conversation

;-) :-D <3333

"we shfhould tttoly hngouta sum1time"

yo bro..how's college life mannn gettng any or whattt

all are exmapls of tipsy texts

by fattehboi February 11, 2009

Bottom text

We your smashing and the person on the bottom starts texting someone

Man he was making me bored while smashing so I started to bottom text my friend

by Es me November 6, 2017

Pocket Text

When you see that you have a text, read it, and purposefully do not respond to it (analogous to a presidential pocket veto)

"I told her lets hang out but she never responded...I think she went with a pocket text"

by lexmasterflex11 December 2, 2009

sleep texting

when you say goodnight to a person through text then they respond to you with a question and you just have to reply.

person 1: okay well im going to sleep goodnight.
person 2: wait what is our homework?
person 1: oh page 135 questions 1-5.
person 2: thanks. wait i thought u were asleep?
person 1: i was sleep texting.

by texter1000 December 7, 2009

Whisper Text

A text you send to someone in the same room so other people won't know what you're talking about.

John sent Molly a whisper text so Cheryl wouldn't know about the party later that night.

by Kurtz24 November 4, 2010

Text relationship

When a girl and a boy or girl and girl or boy and boy start liking each other and they start texting. (This usually only happens in middle or elementary school the two will text for hours and hours. Once they see each other in school the most they will ever do is make eye contact. That’s it. After a couple of days of texting they might plan to go out on a date. They will offen bring a friend or two with them or they will call it a “double date”. They might talk to their actual date but most of the time they will just talk to there friend or be on their phone the whole time. Their relationship continues but really all they are doing is texting each other.

Melissa: Oh Carmen did you hear that Jamie and Austin like each other?

Carmen: Have they been out on a date yet?

Melissa: No they haven’t even talked in person yet. All they do is text each other

Carmen: I see. It’s another one of those “text relationships”

by Gailgoestojail April 22, 2019