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unc status

Unc status: Someone who is above the age of 18 or just turned 18 yet is still surrounded by people younger than them. Also could be referred to as a pedo
Ex1:

A: Yo bro you just turned 18 huh?
B: Yeah why?
A: DAAMN, you're an unc now

Ex2:
A: He is always around kids bro
B: Yea he achieved unc status
by egskibidi June 13, 2024
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unc status

Unc status: Someone who is above the age of 18 or just turned 18 yet is still surrounded by people younger than them. Also could be referred to as a pedo
Ex1:

A: Yo bro you just turned 18 huh?
B: Yeah why?
A: DAAMN, you're an unc now

Ex2:
A: He is always around kids bro
B: Yea he achieved unc status
by egskibidi June 13, 2024
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Hayden Strause

Hayden strause is the coolest person ever, he slays many women with his good looks. He is a pro at gooning and wearing his speedo. He loves many women since he can put them all. Everyone would and wants too be him
"Mom when I grow up, I wanna be just like Hayden Strause"
by anonymous June 16, 2024
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unc status

To be an OG or Old Head. Unc status is typically corralled with doing actions that an older person would do such as saying”back in my day” or groaning when sitting down. There are other alternative definitions and signs that you have reached unc status but signs can vary from person to person.
Man, you’ve reached unc status.
by Seamos. June 19, 2024
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Ranch Status

When you squeeze ranch dressing into a woman’s vagina to increase her pleasure.
I went to ranch status with his mom last night!
by Sheshelover06 November 27, 2024
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Low Status Bougie

-Of or relating to old school money, held by a tight gripping matriarch or patriach or both.
- Any person or group of people with an inheritance of old school, blood( usually slave trade) money. Especially one who uses this money to manipulate & control future generations.
- Any old person using an inheritance to control the destiny of their offspring.
- Any children afflicted with this disease of their parents who are content to live at home( especially after 30) who wait for an inheritance and not work. (Children may be removed from home to lead fulfilling lives if de-programmed early enough)
-Any behavior or action carried out by someone with old school money oppressing a member of their family or anyone they feel is below them based on this status.
His low status bougie entitlement kept him from ever getting a job or doing anything meaningful in life.
by GinaSadieLuciferi January 27, 2026
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Float Status

When you can look in a woman’s eyes while you’re having sex and see she’s about to cum but continue stroking without breaking or cumming yourself
Last night, I was having sex with my girl and was in straight float status while she came over and over
by TeflonDon313 February 16, 2026
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