by ilovebooksalot June 16, 2011
Get the The Story Sirenmug. (TRUE STORY - MY STORY - PLEASE DO NOT TAKE)
me - "Taylor"
bff - "Selena"
enemy - "Kanye"
<3 - "travis"
Selena <3 - "benny"
so this happened when I was in 12th grade. me and Selena were literally bffs, intertwined, never leaving each other. we were the bestest of best friends and everyone at the school knew this. Kanye was a serial dater. like one girl after another one girl after another one girl after another. he was dating Kim, and we like were also friends with Kim too but when she started dating Kanye we were sorta pissed ofc. but we weren't rlly mad cause we dont want to be those friends that monitor peoples dating lives. so yeah.
in about 2 months Kanye and Kim broke up and apparently he cheated on her, and Kim confirmed this. we wanted to get revenge. this wasn't anything extremely bad, just showing everyone that he did cheat on her cause everyone thinks he didn't. we came up with the perfect plan to try and let kim and Kanye get back together so he'll cheat on her again. Kim ofc didn't actually like Kanye but she was willing to do this to get him back. we would also expose any other information that he told her.
so Kim found out so many of Kanyes secrets - and then biggest one wasn't that he cheated on her, its that he likes ME AND SELENA and was tying to get benny and travis to not like us anymore. she found this out bc she broke up with him and he said that. so things were getting really out of hand.
me - "Taylor"
bff - "Selena"
enemy - "Kanye"
<3 - "travis"
Selena <3 - "benny"
so this happened when I was in 12th grade. me and Selena were literally bffs, intertwined, never leaving each other. we were the bestest of best friends and everyone at the school knew this. Kanye was a serial dater. like one girl after another one girl after another one girl after another. he was dating Kim, and we like were also friends with Kim too but when she started dating Kanye we were sorta pissed ofc. but we weren't rlly mad cause we dont want to be those friends that monitor peoples dating lives. so yeah.
in about 2 months Kanye and Kim broke up and apparently he cheated on her, and Kim confirmed this. we wanted to get revenge. this wasn't anything extremely bad, just showing everyone that he did cheat on her cause everyone thinks he didn't. we came up with the perfect plan to try and let kim and Kanye get back together so he'll cheat on her again. Kim ofc didn't actually like Kanye but she was willing to do this to get him back. we would also expose any other information that he told her.
so Kim found out so many of Kanyes secrets - and then biggest one wasn't that he cheated on her, its that he likes ME AND SELENA and was tying to get benny and travis to not like us anymore. she found this out bc she broke up with him and he said that. so things were getting really out of hand.
Selenawasdatingbenny andme andtraviswho weren't officially together. we decided to tell the boys about this, and they were ISSED. travistriednot rlly to show it but I could tell he was mad. they told us that Kanye was telling them bad stuff about us to try to get them to not be together with us. so we started planning for revenge but we got a text from benny saying that theyre fighting.
there weren't any teachers cause the fight wasn't that loud and it was just a couple of kids. Kanye then said, "OH, TRAVIS, U NOT GONNA FIGHT? I MEAN, TAYLOR IS REAL FINE...MAYBE ILL TAKE HER DOWN IN A DIFFERENT WAY" he whistled and winked and I WAS ABOUT TO BARf it was so gross.
Travis looked so mad and jumped in to throw punches at Kanye. the teachers finally came and benny was extremely hurt so he was rushed into the emergency room. Selena was sobbing and talking to benny (he probably couldn't hear her tho) about how he shouldn't have done that. travis didn't g et really hurt so I hugged him. and we started dating
the next day he looked really off, also benny was in the emergency room. but travis looked off and I asked him, "whats wrong" he told me he hates the thought of me being with someone else so...he got onto his knee and proposed. i know it sounds weird and WAYYY to early, I thought so too, but I accepted his proposal.
so thats my story time!
xx
there weren't any teachers cause the fight wasn't that loud and it was just a couple of kids. Kanye then said, "OH, TRAVIS, U NOT GONNA FIGHT? I MEAN, TAYLOR IS REAL FINE...MAYBE ILL TAKE HER DOWN IN A DIFFERENT WAY" he whistled and winked and I WAS ABOUT TO BARf it was so gross.
Travis looked so mad and jumped in to throw punches at Kanye. the teachers finally came and benny was extremely hurt so he was rushed into the emergency room. Selena was sobbing and talking to benny (he probably couldn't hear her tho) about how he shouldn't have done that. travis didn't g et really hurt so I hugged him. and we started dating
the next day he looked really off, also benny was in the emergency room. but travis looked off and I asked him, "whats wrong" he told me he hates the thought of me being with someone else so...he got onto his knee and proposed. i know it sounds weird and WAYYY to early, I thought so too, but I accepted his proposal.
so thats my story time!
xx
by jacobelordisrealwife February 4, 2024
Get the story timemug. by Alfonce94 September 19, 2011
Get the Sophomore Storymug. by ploafmaster April 27, 2017
Get the story foodmug. once upon a time
there was a kid who lived in a house on his own
one day a guy broke in with a knife
you know what happens next...
...thats right, they had a pizza party!!
they ate so much pizza
the guy who broke in said the kid could have some candy in his white van
you know what happens next...
...you called it again!!!! :D they drove to the theme park and had fun on the rides XD
they were eating some cake and the guy approached the kid from behind with a knife...
...and cut the cake evenly so they both got a few slices!! :DDD
then they got back in the white van and drove somewhere...
...it was back to the kids home and he got into bed, ready to sleep
and then when he was sleeping the guy broke in through his window and kidnapped him :)
the end
there was a kid who lived in a house on his own
one day a guy broke in with a knife
you know what happens next...
...thats right, they had a pizza party!!
they ate so much pizza
the guy who broke in said the kid could have some candy in his white van
you know what happens next...
...you called it again!!!! :D they drove to the theme park and had fun on the rides XD
they were eating some cake and the guy approached the kid from behind with a knife...
...and cut the cake evenly so they both got a few slices!! :DDD
then they got back in the white van and drove somewhere...
...it was back to the kids home and he got into bed, ready to sleep
and then when he was sleeping the guy broke in through his window and kidnapped him :)
the end
Grandpa: "kids, dont eat pizza with grown men you dont know... or youll end up with a best friend for life!!!!! :D"
Kids: "that was the worst excuse of a story ive ever heard"
Kids: "that was the worst excuse of a story ive ever heard"
by naminaidk June 14, 2024
Get the A Storymug. A story whose entertainment value and educational merit are, during relation, deceptively exaggerated far beyond their true significance in an attempt to gain social acceptance, usually involving extended family members.
Person 1: This weekend i was out sailing and a 20-25knt southerly was giving us constant wind, just cruising along.... then they said..... then my uncle mentioned that he had....... and as we were pulling up at the pontoon my cousin found a $20 note.
Person 2: Cool story Pat. Now as I was saying..
Person 3: i didnt want to listen to another Pat Story, Id rather watch grass grow.
Person 2: Cool story Pat. Now as I was saying..
Person 3: i didnt want to listen to another Pat Story, Id rather watch grass grow.
by the particular Pat January 7, 2010
Get the Pat Storymug. Shrek story is a story you told to an individual so many times that the person can repeat the story back to you.
Michelle was telling her sister about the time her best friend brother was pretending to be Shrek. Her sister turned around and said you told me this story before let me tell you the story. And proceeded to say the Shrek story back to her.
by Amandokas April 17, 2023
Get the Shrek storymug.