Sleek squibby

When you are about to bust from a bald or shaven head woman and nut on top of her head

Damn gurl I'm about to pull a sleek squibby

by Krakjones January 17, 2021

Cuneo Squidank

The act of male sexual hand relief using a squid tube that has been warmed in the microwave oven for 22 seconds

David expressed to the crew, how he produced knockout drops after performing the Cuneo Squidank, Alex asked could he burrow the Squid tube when Kai was done with it

by Uneak DRN March 19, 2021

Land squid

A human who has over indulged many drugs and can't sit put. Someone who is flailing around their arms and neck. Their mouth doesn't stop gigging around as they r trying to talk with someone. They never stop moving.

I went to the casino and there was a land squid playing 3 machines at one time.

by Kittykitty😺 April 28, 2021

Rainboe_squid

Epic pvper and gamer

Yo you know that epic pvper Rainboe_squid?
Who?
Fuck you man.

by Not_Rainboe_SQUID May 1, 2021

Rattled Squid

Jamie and Jordan

Look at those "rattled squids" over there. They have no letty.

by Anonymous shrek42069 June 11, 2021

rattled squid

When a person qualifies to be BOTH rattled in the sense of frustration, and a squid in the sense of seafood

Jordan and Jamie are rattled squids

by anonymous June 11, 2021

Bumping Squid Faces

When ancient lesbians scissor ye old dust muffins.

Joan:"Barbra?"

Barbara: "What is it Joan?"

Joan: "Would you care to partake in bumping squid faces"?

Barbara: "ah yes my lips are parched and could use some moistening"

by Trusted Mammal September 2, 2021