cat snatch

1.Any such attempt to prevent a female friend or associate from getting some action.

2. The female version of being cock blocked.

3. The selfish act of stealing attention away from your friend.

1. Damn, Helen just totally got cat snatched by her friend Gina.

2. Girrrrrl...No you didn't just try and cat snatch.

3. What do we do? double H is making gettin her flirt on with Bubba in the living room, and the game is on in fifteen minutes. Quick, time for some cat snatchin.

by helen hamilton May 9, 2006

zip-snatch

A woman who gets a sex change and has a is surgically given a penis

Sally is now a zip-snatch because she has had her snatch zipped (stitched shut)

by Dr.Shiznit January 15, 2008

snatch

when a guy gives a girl roadhead

Jan says "I'll drive home tonight John if you give me snatch on the way"

by customdeluxe78 October 22, 2009

satch

a fart that does not create the crackle effect when it leaves your rear but is also not silent. Very airy fart.

dude did you just satch fart?

hahahaha YEAH

by Satch Adams August 11, 2009

Snatch

The pocket of fat just above the crotch.

Jennys pants didn't fit right because of the snatch she put on over christmas break.

by nardians April 18, 2009

Spatchcock

A venereal disease, which can be contracted from chickens. Causes inflammation of the genitals, uncontrollable clucking and pale, spheroid stools. Latin name: avius coitus.

"Hey Dave, why are you scratching your crotch?" "I got thoroughly pissed on a farm last week, and woke up in a chicken coop with a serious case of spatchcock."

by Potassium Procrastinate November 1, 2017

Satchen

The act of holding "babysitting" ones drink, only to sip from it occasionally hoping to impress others.

Hey you, why don't you stop satchen that beer.

by Greenwall August 14, 2008