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masturbation; playing five on one, priming the piss pump; playing tug of war with ol' cyclops.
Following his vasectomy, he needed to produce 25 ejaculations over a 6-month period to assure testicular emasculation. In order to do this 25 times, he had to perform the five-finger knuckle shuffle on his one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
by weave March 21, 2003
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Salty's Law of Opposites

When Salty asks you to do something, do the complete opposite.
"Salty just told me to watch Cyberpunk Anime, but due to Salty's Law of Opposites I will not watch it."
by NiggarHulk October 5, 2022
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When someone is salty they are all serious and dont approve of anything and seem really sour .
Michelle is salty to everything her friend says , Michelle is not nice towards her friend wanting to ice skate , Michelle is a pile of salt basically ~Beccy
by ...........idk March 12, 2017
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When something makes you upset causing you to be mad for an extended period of time at something, or someone.
When Micheal found Rose's Google plus account and posted it on the internet, she became very salty since she believed her old work was cringey.
by Salt's Mother April 15, 2017
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Basically CharaIsGod
Wow! Stop being like CharaIsGod, you're like so salty today!
by Toucan - Sama August 23, 2016
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