To push ones poo back up inside ones anus by the insertion of another mans Penis
This can also include the insertion of: a Cucmber, a bottle, a hamster, an orange or Baseball Bat!?!?
This can also include the insertion of: a Cucmber, a bottle, a hamster, an orange or Baseball Bat!?!?
by TFCL-Tom January 28, 2009
by number one swan January 21, 2010
Tom: Mate I just took the biggest rumple dumplestiltskin ever.
Simon: F you Tom, I've been waiting for hours to lay some cable and I haven't even seen as much as a turtle head.
Tom: Don't let your poo jealousy get the better of you mate. You'll be touching cloth in no time.
Simon: F you Tom, I've been waiting for hours to lay some cable and I haven't even seen as much as a turtle head.
Tom: Don't let your poo jealousy get the better of you mate. You'll be touching cloth in no time.
by Urban Armour June 06, 2009
by King of Israel January 09, 2009
A poo job is basically using a hardened turd as a dildo. To achieve this someone will have to eat an intense course of bran products and stool hardener. When the person who is going to recieve to the poo job (the jobee) is half way through taking a shit an accomplice (the jobber) will then push and pull the turd out of the jobee's anus, therefore replicating the act of sex but with poo.
by Jimbo McSlice March 10, 2010
The person who uses a public restroom directly after you do. Sinking in the bouquet of rancid odors you had left behind for him.
I didn't realize my poo bitch was dancing around waiting for me to finish dropping hammer until I got out of the stall.
by Pierre Duegles September 28, 2018
The act of masturbation while excreting feces so that as the semen is emitted from the penis in an orgasm a poo is shot out of the anus at the same time, creating intense euphoria.
by RORYKNIGHT August 22, 2008