Piss Positions

The many ways and postures in which a man can have a piss. There are basically infinite Piss Positions, so here's some. Remember, these are guy's positions.

1: The Classic

This one needs no introduction. Begin standing up, with the genitals facing your target (toilet, tree, brick, whatever). Begin to urinate.

2: Squats
Squat over target. Begin urine stream.

3: Parkour (basic)
Stand a few feet away from target. Piss.

4: Advanced Parkour

Stand on a far away and slightly elevated object. Run and do parkour while keeping your stream on the target object.

5: Freestyle
Make one up! It's easy.

After going to the bar and having many drinks, Joe went camping with his friends, and joined them in inventing some new Piss Positions.

by TotallyTubularDude September 10, 2020

piss-stalker

Someone who is afraid of going to the shitter anywhere except their own home. This is because they are afraid of the householders listening in on them 'squeezing one out' or 'slashing on the seat' or in case they leave 'tracks'

bloody hell! Look at that dude, he looks like a right piss stalker.

by SATANCHILD November 25, 2004

bum piss

bum piss is when you have had an illness or it can happen when you take to many drugs.

your guts empty them selves like passing water through your bottom = bum piss

by peter mills August 24, 2006

Piss-Fag

a) Someone who is being really annoying and pissing you off
b) Homosexuals who enjoy each other's urine
c) People who enjoy urnating on pretty much anything

Would you fuck off already? Quit being a piss-fag and leave me alone!

Ewww. That's fucking gross! What kind of homos drink each others piss?! Fucking piss-fags!

Yo, quit being a piss-fag and stop pissing all over the place.

by Greef October 29, 2007

Piss-Shot

The piss shot happens either while getting a blow-job or receiveing a wank, near the crucial point of ejaculation you cover the tip of your penis with your foreskin, then hold it closed with your fingers, it is crucial she is on her knees and close to your penis,start pissing with the foreskin still closed, within the next few seconds the foreskin will expand and eventualy your fingers wont be able to hold it all back and both the piss and cum explode on her face, while shes realising what happend you have to walk away,with your pants down if nessisary, and without looking back say: "you just got pissed-jobbed"

i gave that bitch a piss-shot, she swallowed a little, ohhh right

by hal-leo September 18, 2010

piss limber

to be knocked silly and fall down, much like a drunk

The hard left hook of Ali knocked Frazier piss limber.

by Chadman July 25, 2008

Fish Piss

Something thin and translucent.

"Her reason was solid as fish piss."

by DelinquentDoll October 13, 2014