peanut butter cum

cum that you have mixed shit and/or peanut butter with.

Guy 1 : Hey! Wanna come and make some peanut butter cum?

Guy 2 : Sure! Let's go!

by Infected(DoesThings) January 31, 2021

peanut roller

A small roller used on asphalt mostly behind a heat welder

The milkman was unloading the peanut roller off the trailer to roll the parking lot

by R H milkman January 14, 2016

peanut butter shelm

The best desert every made! Derives from the word shelm, but in this case it means desert thats very tasty and boy is it ever good!

" Omg kateltn you made this peanut butter shelm? the world owes you bigg time!"
"if heaven had a taste it would be peanut butter shlem

by goodeatin November 27, 2003

Peanut

When you nut and pee at the same time.

If I bust a nut and pee is that a peanut ?

by piiuu March 18, 2019

The Red Peanut

An extremely painful STD that will track you down no matter where you try and hide. Most common places to get it are Vietnam, Costa Rica, and of course Armenia. Please avoid this horrible disease at all costs, you do not want to catch the RED PEANUT!

Eric: Hey dude how was your trip to Bangkok
Jackson: Horrible, caught the red peanut my first day there . Felt like I was pissing razor blades out my dickhole for a whole week!

by Smokethatskinwagon October 10, 2016

Peanut

Lil nigga

Don’t worry bout tht peanut

by AnonymousGoon January 20, 2020

Peanuts

A playground game where one bends another's fingers back until it hurts then if they submit, they say "peanuts"

I played peanuts with my mate and now my fingers are broken

by UltimateDoge December 21, 2022